Your Yelp Eat24 Tax Refund is a Coupon
We have good news and bad news. The bad news is taxes exist. The good news is we asked Dave (our Certified Pepperoni Accountant) to do your Yelp Eat24 tax return and based on his calculations…we owe you 12 tater tots. Woohoo!
We highly recommend that you spend/eat it all in one place. Just use this $2 coupon* on our financially responsible app to apply the refund directly to your order.
You’re the W2 to our 1040EZ.
*Hey, it’s Dave again. I’m here to help you save those buckaroos at tax time so you can order even more of my favorite meal: boiled chicken and white rice. Ok, get ready, get set, and hold on to your 1099-MISC, cuz here comes some super neat accounting fun! Did you know you can count all your dipping sauces as dependents? Yup, try it! Remember to report all onion rings, cheese sticks, and super nachos as delicious. And of course salads can be deducted as bummers. Now on to my favorite part of the email, rules: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, April 17th at 11:59PM PST. You must be a Yelp Eat24 member to use our code, which can only be used once on orders of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. PS our lawyers advise you not to listen to my tax advice because they don’t want to get sued for 22 million tater tots or something.