Not sure what to eat this weekend? We summoned the spirits of the metaphysical world (some guy named Blaze) to help you decide. Based on your star sign, wild speculation, and the position of constellations (pho is in retrograde, while linguini is waning) we determined that these foods will bring you luck this weekend:
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You’re the cheese to our moon.
*If you’re looking for an in-depth analysis of your horoscope this weekend, keep reading. This is a great weekend to explore your adventurous side. With Saturn in retrograde, it’s an encouraging time for crispy noodles. However, planetary alignment may bring challenges to your journey. Consider desserts optional until the stars align closer to the fudge nebula. Listen to your inner voice when it comes to avocado add-ons. An imbalance in your sweet and savory energies could result in unexpected surprises. The stars are saying that four-cheese nachos are the road to success. Dine with someone else who is aligned to your chakra, otherwise, indigestion and soggy leftovers may occur. If you happen to be a lawyer who loves bolded fine print, here is your horoscope: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, April 2nd 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have a Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $10 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Even if you aren’t in tune with the stars, it’s important to be in tune with tzatziki.