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Win $100 from Eat24 For Your Best (Worst) Dad Joke

June 01, 2017


Dad Joke [dad jōk]


  1. Something our father would say to make us laugh at him, not with him. Usually clean, corny and cheesy (but not in the good ways).
  2. The most groan-tastic way to win $100 in food delivery from Eat24


Why is it easy to stuff a portobello? Because there’s so mushroom.

Want to know which state has the smallest drinks? Mini-soda.

What did the grape say after dancing all day in the sun? “I love raisin the roof!”

You know what we used to play with back in the day? Nothing, we’re the greatest generation. Put away that fidget spinner.

Want free dinner? Got a dad joke that people love to hate? You have from now until 6/15 to tell us your best Dad Joke for a a chance to win $100 in Eat24 credit (that’s a lot of noodles).*

Here’s how to enter: Write your Dad Joke on our Facebook page with hashtag #DadJoke OR tag @Eat24 in your Dad Joke on Twitter with hashtag #DadJoke. Then our panel of Dad judges will pick their favorite. And since it’s so hard for us to pick just one, four runners up will win $25 (still a lot of noodles).

All those years of embarrassment can finally pay off.


*Official Dad Joke rules: Winners will be selected by a bunch of Dads (trying to be cool with fidget spinners) who will review each submission and pick their favorites based on which ones make them laugh the hardest. Be sure to submit your entry on or before 6/15/2017. Limited to US residents only who are 18 years and older. Not valid where prohibited. For more details, click here

  • Andrea DiIeso

    Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool? They kept dropping their trunks!

  • Ha! That’s a good one 🙂

  • retard mcgee

    Why do guys wash up so much? to shower there clean. made it up rn shower=Show her

  • Lauren Ogg-Burnett

    How do you get a cold Pop?
    Put ice in your Dad’s bed.

  • Crystal Deniz

    “Are you cold?”
    “Go sit in the corner, it’s 90 degrees.”

  • Heather Weber

    Why does it take longer to get from second base to third base then it does to get from first base to second base?
    Because there’s a short stop in between.

  • Vin

    What does a nosy pepper do?

    It gets jalapeño business.

  • Gabriella Twigg

    Dad to kid: “Are you mad?”
    Kid: “yes!”
    Dad”why don’t you get a cape and be Supermad’

  • Melinda Whittemore

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    You ‘neek up on it.
    How do you catch a tame rabbit?
    Tame way.

  • Melinda Whittemore

    What’s the perfect time to go to the dentist?
    2:30 (tooth hurty)

  • J619

    What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
    Ones heavy and the other is a little lighter

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