Weekend Coupon: Robo Burgers
This week, Science created a fake beef patty so now we can all have burger clones made from cow cells and test tubes all for the low low price of $330,000. Thanks, Science! Don’t get us wrong, you’re cool and all (thank you for The Clapper, motorized self-twirling spaghetti forks, and Velcro), but you’ll have to excuse us if we aren’t crazy about robo-burgers.
Here at Eat24, we prefer ‘em natural. That’s why we make real beef happen for real people, because real apps do real things.
Enter this code at checkout for a free side of savings with your beef (or tofu, we like real tofu too)* this weekend.
You’re the carne to our asada.
Keepin’ it real since 2008,
*(Puts on sunglasses and fedora) Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many coupon codes I protect in a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop being Fine Print? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. You must be an Eat24 member to use this $2 coupon (relax, signing up is easier than finding enough mercuric oxide to restart your dead RV battery). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (there are over 25,000 of them nationwide, but not in Skinny Pete’s part of town). Also don’t try to get just a single Pollos drumstick; you must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card or PayPal to use our 99.1% pure coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire on the 11th of August at midnight PST. There. You all know exactly who I am. I am the cook. I am the danger. Now say my name.