Weekend Coupon: Recipe For Lazy
This one is top-rated
Hungry? Good. Normally we don’t do this, but we’d like to share our favorite recipe with you this weekend. Hey, wait! Where are you going? Hear us out. Ready? OK:
– 2 cups Netflix
– 4 Tbs butt-groove
– ½ cup cat videos
– 0 pants
– 1 coupon*
Combine ingredients on couch and enjoy. Ready in approximately zero minutes.
Need another coupon? Sure thing. Just tweet this and we’ll love you back with a bonus code: “The @Eat24 app is the only cooking utensil I need. Sorry @MarthaStewart”. Don’t do Twitter? No worries. Just post it on our Facebook wall.
You’re the footies to our pajamas.
*Listen, we’re not saying you shouldn’t ever cook. We’re just saying kitchens can’t be trusted. When was the last time you heard about someone getting hurt on the couch? Try never. That’s because you sit on the couch, it doesn’t sit on you. But kitchens? Kitchens are constantly trying to set you on fire and julienne your fingers. Anyway, about the Fine Print: You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than figuring out how much a pinch of salt is). Also, don’t just get a side of Au Jus and call it a day. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet to use our coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire on Sunday the 16th of March at 11:59 PST. Thank you for listening. We know it’s not super cool to have an app lecture you, but we just want you to have real information. We know you’ll make the right decision.