Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

Weekend Coupon: Missed Burrito Connection

November 22, 2013

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Craigslist, you’re doing it wrong

Finding an apartment is the worst. So many things to consider, right? Rent, neighborhood, proximity to water slide parks… WRONG. When you go to an open house, there’s only one question you need to ask: How many Eat24 restaurants deliver to this address? In fact, this is info you need to know BEFORE you waste time looking at a place. Even if an apartment has a self-unloading dishwasher and 17 closets, it’s totally useless if you can’t fill those closets with spring rolls you ordered for delivery, just because you can.

TL;DR: Craigslist needs to step up its game and add an Eat24 search option. Seriously, why is this not already a thing?

Thanks for making it through our house hunting rant. Here, have a coupon* 🙂 And if you recently moved to an area we don’t cover (where the hell is that?), try not to panic. It will only make you hungrier.

Coupon Code:

craig24

Coupons expire but our love for you never does. Need another? Just ask us on Facebook or Twitter.

Hungry? Order now

Want to double up? Use Google Wallet at checkout and get an extra special discount**. Don’t have Google Wallet?! No prob. Tweet this “Hey @eat24 I don’t have @GoogleWallet yet so just give me a damn coupon.” No Twitter? Post it on our Facebook wall.

You’re the special edition holiday flavor to our favorite candy.

Bon appetit,
Eat24

*Before we get to the real fine print, can you please help us find this guy’s lost love? Missed Connection: 11/20 – Subway Soulmate – m4b. Hi. I saw you riding the F train on Wednesday. You were with someone (though he seemed like he was only into you for your sauce). You were heaven in a sesame bun. I wanted to say something, but your bacon was so crispy and tender that I was too intimidated to approach you. The way your cheese melted over you, delicately covering your all beef patty…Well I haven’t stopped thinking about you since then. Are you reading this? Please tell me you’re reading this. I’ll treat you right. I have fries. Now, while we talk to Hollywood about turning this into the next big romcom (starring Channing Tatum hopefully), let’s talk Fine Print: You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than finding someone to buy your old treadmill). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (chill, there are over 25,000 nationwide, so you never have to settle for room temperature Hot Pockets from the Foreman grill that your landlord thinks qualifies as a “kitchenette”). Also, don’t just get a “gently used” pizza from some guy in a van. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card or PayPal to use our extremely available coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will be flagged for removal on Sunday the 24th of November at midnight PST. Now hop online and hook up with a burger tonight. Just remember to use protection and bring extra condiments.
**Super Fine Google Wallet Fine Print: You must be an Eat24 member with Version 2.4.2 of the Eat24 app on Android 2.2 or higher to get $5 off your Eat24 order. The discount will be applied automatically when you complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Google Wallet on the Eat24 app. One per user (sorry hackers). Offer expires 12/31 or while supplies last. That’s all. We’ll let you get back to online ugly sweater shopping. Enjoy.

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