Weekend Coupon: Let PayPal Buy You Dinner
No Pants Friday
Happy No Pants Friday! Wait, what? There’s something else going on today? Some kind of shopping thing? Oh. Weird. OK, well enjoy standing in line for one free Pink Party Yacht with purchase of 5 Barbie Dreamhouses. We’ll just be here in our bunny slippers playing Xbox.
Oh, and one more thing. Order food with the PayPal app (it’s got Eat24 inside) and get $10 off your order* this weekend. Yes, $10. Did we stutter? No. Has PayPal gone mad? Possibly. Or maybe they love us so much that they couldn’t resist giving us (and you) an early Christmas present (how do you gift wrap sushi?). So get the PayPal app and get Peking Duck delivered right to your tent in the mall parking lot, or pick up some Jalapeno Poppers on the way home. Either way, you’re saving $10 and generally kicking ass at life.
What, not enough savings for you? OK, fine. You’re really good at this couponing thing. Here’s a bonus code** from us just to say we’re sorry you had to put on pants today.
Coming back for thirds? If you’re a Family Guy fan, you already know what we’re about to say. So let’s get 1,000,000 people to tweet this and see what happens (spoiler alert: we’ll give you a coupon): “Thanks for ruining Thanksgiving @SethMacFarlane #UnkillBrian CC:@Eat24” No Twitter? Post it on our Facebook wall.
You’re the gravy we “accidentally” smothered all over our Thanksgiving plate.
*In light of the passing of one of the most beloved dogs in the history of caninetude, let’s take a moment to think about all the wonderful pets, real or fictional, that some two-bit hack job (love ya Seth 😉 ) hasn’t decided to kill off to boost ratings. Of course there’s Odie, companion to our favorite cat (loves lasagna and hates Mondays? We’re in). There’s Pluto, with his uncanny ability to be lifted by some sort of witchcraft towards a cooling pie on a windowsill. And Scooby (we’ll kindly leave out the smaller Scrappier Doo for this), constantly hungry for “snacks” and hanging with his crunchy buddy Shaggy, who lives every :20 like it’s 4:20. And, of course, Porkchop, Doug’s faithful companion who also happens to be named after our third favorite pork product. Now while we contact the local animal shelter to rescue some of our forgotten beloved fictional dogs, let’s get to the Fine Print: You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than trying to understand what the hell Woodstock is actually telling Snoopy). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (chill, there are over 25,000 nationwide so you’re never far from delivery Scooby Snacks near you.). Also, don’t just get half a squeaky toy and call it a day. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet to use our furry and adorable coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire on Sunday the 1st of December at midnight PST. Now let’s all raise our Martini glasses and give a toast to one of the good ones who taught us the importance of reading, drinking during the day, and loving whatever leg you choose.
**Super Fine PayPal Fine Print: To activate the $10 offer, click on any restaurant in the PayPal app and tap the “Save to PayPal” button. The discount will be applied automatically when you complete an Eat24 order of $10 or more and pay with the PayPal app. One per user (sorry hackers). Offer expires 12/1 at 11:59 EST. That’s all. We’ll let you get back to arm wrestling grandpas for the Special Edition boxed set of Everybody Loves Raymond.