Weekend Coupon: GOOOOAAALL!
We happen to love soccer (futbol), so if you’re a World Cup hater, we only have two words for you: Day Games. Why? Because being at work and not working is pretty much the best thing since… uhhh, not being at work. So pick your team (Bosnia and Herzegovina sounds good), stock up on face paint, and claim the most comfortable cushion on the office couch because you’re gonna be there for a whole month (Tell your boss EAT24 says it’s OK. We’ll write you a note).
You’re gonna be pretty busy pretending to care about soccer, but we’re here to help! Save a little sauce* on your meatballs this weekend with code ‘gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaal’. Just kidding. Actually it’s…
Need another coupon? Tweet this and we’ll give you an extra code: “World Cup is on and @EAT24 exists so I’ll be WFC (Working From Couch) this month #multitasking”
You’re the jelly in our donut.
*Hey, remember vuvuzelas? Everyone’s favorite noisemaker/swarm of angry bees from the last World Cup? Well, turns out they were officially banned, so you’ll probably need another annoying sound to demonstrate your love for the beautiful game. With that in mind, we wrote this fine print! Feel free to read it aloud during every match: This $2 coupon expires on Wob Wob Wob wub-wub wuh WUH weeb Sunday, June 22nd at 11:59PM wuh Wah Wah wuh-wuh wub-wuh-wuh Wob Wab wab Weeb Weeb. You must be an Eat24 member to use the code (chew taco loudly). Finally the coupon can only be used once (slurp milkshake for five minutes) on orders of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card (burp), PayPal (foxy whistle) or Google Wallet (Price is Right losing horn). If you can still hear yourself, you obviously weren’t loud enough. Start at the beginning and try again, twice as loud this time.