Weekend Coupon: Free Hoverboard and Zero Calorie Bacon
|Make a wish.|
|Congratulations. If you’re reading this, someone out there loves you very much because they’ve sent you the key to fame, fortune, eternal life, and time travel. This chain letter has been in existence since 1673 before the Internet was even invented, and you must forward it to 24,000 friends in the next minute or else all your clothes will explode and your wish won’t come true. This is not a joke. Here’s how it works: • Send to 1 person:1 person gets a coupon (Really? Just one person? Great. Pat yourself on the back). • Send to 2-25 people:Saturday and Sunday last for five days and the other two days are both Friday.
• Send to 25-100 people: Hoverboards are real.
• Send to 100-24,000 people: Sex. Free beer. Zero-calorie bacon.
Now enter this code at checkout and enjoy free bacon* with this weekend’s order from Eat24. Then share this coupon with 24,000 people to make your wish come true. Good luck!
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|*If your wish was for it to finally be socially acceptable to not wear pants in the workplace, you’re not alone. Welcome to No Pants Nation (careful when cooking bacon). While Eat24 endorses no pants, Eat24 and its subsidiaries Sleep24 and Weed24 are not responsible for any injury, mental or physical, associated with the removal of pants. If you experience a feeling of joy from not wearing pants that lasts longer than 12 hours, good for you. Take a nap, you deserve it. Those that choose to not wear
underwear, and those participating in “Thong Thursday” are not recommended to remove pants. Before embracing No Pants Nation, talk to your roommate and decide if Eat24 is right for you. OK, now the actual Fine Print: You have to be an Eat24 member to use the $3 Coupon code, but don’t worry; signing up is quicker than googling to find out if Hoverboards are actually in development). Also, you can only use codes at restaurants that accept Cash Coupons (chillax, there’re 20,000 of them) and pay with Credit card or PayPal. You must complete an order of $10 or more to use the coupon. Finally, you can only use the code once (we’re watching you) and it will expire the 2nd of December at Midnight PST. OK, we wish to stop typing now. Guess this chain letter thing really works!