Weekend Coupon: Fantasy FoodBall
Your wildest fantasy.
The days of sacrificing your Sunday to Farmers’ Markets, fabric shopping, and themed potluck brunches are over. It’s football season – your annual 21-week free pass to living life like a beer commercial; eating deep-fried snacks while surrounded by beautiful people and talking dogs who’ve been trained to fetch your drinks.
Now the only thing you need to worry about on Sunday (and Monday, and sometimes also Thursday) is locking in the perfect food Fantasy Food lineup for game-time delivery. Do you start Hawaiian Pizza this week, or bench him and give Lemon Pepper Wings a chance to shine? Are Nachos looking to go off, or are Pickle Chips the sleeper hit of the season?
Eat24 is here to help. Enter this code at checkout for a free waiver wire pickup* for the big game this weekend.
You’re the beer batter on our onion rings,
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*OK, now back to our regularly scheduled programming. We’re not much for smack talk (hahaha yeah right we talk mad s**t all day), but seriously, the Eat24 Fantasy Team is stacked like a tower of apple cinnamon buttermilk pancakes. Check this: We drafted the beefiest main dish in the entire league, Quadruple Bacon Cheeseburger, who despite losing his avocado in the preseason, bulked up, worked with his personal chefs and added pulled pork to his repertoire to make him the strongest play on the menu. Then we got our side dishes who are all just straight up monsters. Garlic Fry is poised to lead the league for the bazillionth year in a row, Tater Tot is having the comeback of the century, and an undrafted free agent Pizza Puff is poised to be the Rookie Side Dish of the Year. While you drool over our insane lineup, why don’t we get to this Fine Print: You must be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (don’t worry, signing up is easier than deciding your first round pick) Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (relax, there are over 25,000 of them nationwide so you’re never too far away from Blazin’ Hot Taquito Slammers). Also, don’t try to just draft one single breadstick kicker and call it a day. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card or PayPal to use our super clutch coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once (sorry hackers) and will expire on the 15th of September at midnight PST. Now let’s sit back, relax and hope the sandwich we benched this morning doesn’t decide to have the game of his life.