Weekend Coupon: Dave the Accountant
Hello. This is Dave from Accounting. You probably know me as the guy you’ve never heard of. That’s ok. The Eat24 writers lost a bet and now I get to write this week’s coupon email. I’d like to take this opportunity to get a few things off my chest.
First, please stop using so many coupons. It causes a lot of extra work for me and cuts into my time as the lead typer for my tribute band, Calculator and the Fingers. Secondly, there is nothing wrong with wearing pants. I wear them everyday and find it quite enjoyable. Finally, please ignore the coupon code below, stock up on shrimp fried rice, and have a responsible weekend.
Codes expire but you can always ask for another. Just ask nicely on Twitter or Instagram, and we’ll hook you up with another code (sorry Dave)
Need another coupon? Ugh. Fine. Tweet this and you’ll get a bonus code: “Dear @Eat24, Please give Dave in Accounting a raise.”
You’re the pie chart to my spreadsheet.
*Hey guys, it’s Eat24. Sorry about that. We’ll never make a bet with Dave again. If you don’t mind, we’d like to clarify a few things about Dave’s email. To start, don’t worry about creating extra work for Dave. He’s actually the only member of his band and if he ever invites you to a “show” you should say no because it’s just going to be him doing work at his desk. Second, it goes without saying that pants are the enemy. Everyone knows that, including Dave. Third, coupons are the greatest gift that hunger ever gave your stomach and you should totally use this weekend’s coupon. Make sense? Great. Now on to the Fine Print. You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than remembering to turn in your expense report). Also, you can’t just order some Wonton soup and expect food equity. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet to use our coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire on Sunday the 27th of April at 11:59 PST. That’s everything. Oh, and if you need an excuse for why you can’t go see Dave’s band, tell him you already have tickets to Pizza and the Netflix Marathon’s secret show at The Couch.