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‘Tis the season to say ‘tis instead of it’s. You know what else? Yes. Gingerbread everything. But also it’s time to buy a lot of presents for family, friends and total randos. Yay! Wait, what? You hate that? OK, well we’ll show you what we got for people on our list and maybe that’ll give you some inspiration. The Grinch did far less terrorizing this year, so we’re giving him a case of Who Pudding and a 24.5lb Roast Beast. And you know that giant clay frozen monster that terrorized Rudolph? Yeah, The Bumble. That guy. We got him free dental care and a year’s supply of ice cream cones to share with his BFF Charlie-in-the-Box. For our friend Ralphie, well we really went all out for him. Not only did we get him an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred-shot range model air rifle that shoots marshmallows, but we got him a lifetime supply of bacon flavored soap (just in case he lets another “S” word slip). While we debate whether Snow Miser or Heat Miser would enjoy this pair of argyle toe warmers, let’s get you right to the Fine Print:You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than sitting through Christmas with the Kranks). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (chill, there are over 25,000 nationwide, so you’re never ever too far from figgy pudding waffles for delivery). Also, don’t just order an elf-sized stocking stuffer worth of food. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet to use our brandy spiked coupon. Finally the code can only be used once and will expire on Sunday the 8th of December at midnight PST. And remember, for those who have been a little bit naughty this year, chains and whips pair well with lumps of coal.