Visionary. Groundbreaking. Coupon-y.
Welcome to the Eat24 TECH-Tech Event Hoo-Ha 2017. Before we dive into the latest and greatest in food technology, we want to give a shout out to the dreamers who brought us innovations like dual HD cameras, absolutely no ports at all, and the ability to unlock your phone with your face. These are the heroes that save us seconds every day.
And now, we are proud to announce a feature that will completely disrupt the food ordering industry. Introducing Eat24 Smell*. Simply enable Smell, and your phone will emit wafts of your order through the exhaust port (where the silly headphone jack used to go) so you know exactly what your Thai noodle soup will smell like.
Use the coupon below to order something that smells wonderful on our nose-compatible app today**.
You’re the cartoon smell lines to our pie cooling in the window.
*This technology is available only on flip phones.
**The Smell-o-Matic is just one of our latest features, but more is coming and rumor is it will probably be big. Like, five times bigger than normal food, so this is the time to stock up on large forks. The logo will be a slightly different shade of red, and the app will be water, heat, wrinkle, and ignorance-resistant. Instead of having menus, it will feature craving-recognition based on your body temperature. Are you feeling soupy? A robot pretending to be a human pretending to be a robot (because robots always win) will deliver it to your mouth. But whether man or machine, everyone needs fine print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, October 8th, 2017 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have an Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Can’t wait? Refer ten robots to get on the priority waitlist now.
Inspirational Quote for the Weekend: “Dream Big. Eat An Entire Appetizer Sampler.”