Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

The Mailer Daemon Has Your Coupon

May 26, 2016

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Hi. It’s me, the Mailer Daemon. You might know me from such email services as letting you know your message didn’t send, reminding you there are two “S’s” in your Aunt Carol’s Hotmail address, and my personal favorite, bouncing reply-alls.

Looking through billions of emails may sound like a dream job, but it also means I’m busy. Super busy. So just like you, my friends at Yelp Eat24 help feed me every Friday (and Tuesday and Thursday and sometimes Sunday).

So in honor of all of us hard at work on mindless, repetitive tasks, download the best taquito-bringing app, use my special code* and order something with extra guacamole to get you through to the weekend.  

Coupon code: daemon24

Hungry? Order Now

 

While I’m normally not a reply-all type of guy, if you reply to this email with a question for me, I might be able to hook you up with a bonus coupon. Just don’t ask me about my brother Matt.

You’re the forward to our reply all,

Love,

Yelp Eat24

*Obviously being the Mailer Daemon is super important (Hello Mailer Daemon, we know you’re still listening), but it’s not the only heroic job out there. For instance, Red Squiggle and Blue Squiggle (aka Mr. and Mrs. Squiggle) keep us from accidentally typing things like “tacooo” and “What sound do cheeseburger make?” Then there’s Undo sent message, who constantly lets us take back the hangry emails we send in a dumpling-less rage. And, of course, all due respect goes to the Fine Print, who bores us with his technical and legally accurate jargon: This $2 coupon expires on Monday, May 30th at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app.  Finally, shout out to autocorrect. Thank you for always changing “duck” to “duck.” Wait. Duck. Foiled again.

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