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Six Tips To Keep Your Office Plants Alive

May 18, 2018

  Hello plant enthusiasts! It’s Plant Week 2018 and all week long we’ll be celebrating the beauty, wonder, and clean air provided by office plants. So bring your succulents, ferns, and ivy along too while we dive into the green world of plants. To kick things off we want to […]

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An important $2 coupon and the MOST important shape

May 04, 2018

Consider the triangle. Yes it has three sides. Yes it’s pointy. But is there one triangle to rule them all? After thorough research involving beakers, slide rules, and 1.21 gigawatts of pepperoni, we have come to our conclusion: Pizza is the best triangle. Prove our hypothesis and use this code […]

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Must Love (Hot) Dogs & Coupons

March 29, 2018

We love puppies. So much so that we decided to write a whole email about our favorite type of dog: the Corn Dog. Only corn dogs are soft and smell like happiness. Only corn dogs look cute with a bit of mustard zig-zagged down their back. And only corn dogs […]

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A Coupon To Get You Ready for Starch Madness 2k18

March 23, 2018

Are you only interested in dunking if it involves mozzarella sticks and marinara? Is double-dipping worse than double-dribbling? Do curly fries make you happy? If you answered yes, please join us in celebrating Starch Madness. Your favorite carbs will be duking it out to see who’s the all-time champion. Will […]

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Life is like a chicken wing. (Coupon)

February 26, 2018

This week is starting with a bang. Emails are piling up, no one made coffee, and you just had a meeting about a future meeting. Yep, it’s shaping up to be a real doozy, but we can make it better. With wings. So make the week great by using this […]

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66 New Clichés To Make Life More Fun

February 14, 2018

Clichés are so outdated. No one ever gets as mad as a wet hen. No one puts the cart before the horse because no one owns carts or horses (besides the super rich). And no one, and we mean no one, waits for ink to dry because pens are lame […]

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A Coupon For Sports and Not Sports

February 04, 2016

We’re tired of people telling us what we should and shouldn’t be doing for “The Big Game.” Eat fries! Watch puppies! Don’t wear purple! Whatever. We respect your intelligence too much to tell you chicken wings taste good with football, but we do have a few things to say about […]

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Mascots Eating People – A Tribute

February 03, 2016

  What’s that? Oh really? The Super Bowl is coming up? Are you sure? Yes, we know it’s Super Bowl time again. Chicken wings, commercials, “last rodeo,” Lady Gaga, “The New Left Shark,” Cam Newton Versace pants dab. See? We pay attention to things. Anyway, our analytics guy told us […]

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11 Jaw-Dropping Fries Available for Delivery in L.A.

October 15, 2014

“Walk softly and carry a big potato.” That was our high school yearbook quote. Yours too? We knew we liked you. Confession time: We’re EAT24, we love French fries, and we don’t care who knows it. Actually, we do care who knows it because we’re telling you about it and […]

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