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DJ Coupon (feat. Wonton)

May 25, 2017

Uncomfortable truth: footlong hot dogs are rarely exactly one foot in length. Which got us thinking, why do we measure things in body parts? There has to be a better way. Consider this: our desk is four churros tall, our hand is three tater tots wide, and this email is […]

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A Coupon & A Surprise (It’s More Coupons)

September 12, 2016

  It’s Friday the 13th, right? Really weird things are supposed to happen, so we thought it’d be a good time to make an announcement. We’re doing something so wacky, so shocking, so utterly unimaginable… Being on the edge of your seat takes a lot of energy, so here’s $2 […]

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