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weekend Archive

Soft-Hitting News & A Coupon 🎾

August 04, 2017

What’s the difference between people and paninis*? People make mistakes. Below are corrections to last week’s email: The number of sloths in Yugoslavia* is 7. Our favorite donut is actually old-fashioned glazed. Gavin Rossdale is not single. We referenced a movie trilogy in the wrong order. It should be: The […]

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It’s Either a Coupon or a Gold Doubloon

July 28, 2017

Blogs can be so boring. We improved this one by adding a scavenger hunt. Winner gets the night off from cooking and doing dishes. THINGS TO FIND 1) A coupon 2) Pajamas 3) Our app 4) A fork 5) Aliens If you do happen to find that super secret, expertly hidden […]

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A Man, A Plan, A Coupan (Coupon)

June 22, 2017

  Looking for a coupon? We’ll get to it in a second. First, a love story. A few weeks ago, our designer fell for the man pictured above. They both enjoy minimalist decor, warm drinks, and getting lost in each others’ eyes. It just works. The only problem is, he’s […]

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Can you see this coupon?

June 15, 2017

  Our entire office was out this week (attending WaffleCon 2017), so as an early Father’s Day gift, we let Dad write this week’s email. Hi!!! This is dad. You know, the guy who gave you life? Just checking in. Also, I found your old ninja turtles and 2$ in […]

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Another Monday, Another GIF Party

June 05, 2017

Ok we get it, the weekend was short and now it’s time to face an endlessly long week. Mondays always make us a little salty, but sometimes being salty isn’t the worst thing on the planet. It works for things we like, such as pretzels, potato chips, and the ocean. […]

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DJ Coupon (feat. Wonton)

May 25, 2017

Uncomfortable truth: footlong hot dogs are rarely exactly one foot in length. Which got us thinking, why do we measure things in body parts? There has to be a better way. Consider this: our desk is four churros tall, our hand is three tater tots wide, and this email is […]

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Don’t Use This Coupon

May 11, 2017

We know it’s weird for a food delivery app to tell you this but DON’T ORDER FOOD this weekend. Take Mom out somewhere nice. You know, that person who wiped your nose at 2am, likes every photo you post, and can find a missing sock in under two seconds. If, […]

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A Coupon-Pon

March 22, 2017

A wise man once said, “one is the loneliest number.” So challenge yourself: do things in twos. Put on a tutu and dance the cha-cha in Bora Bora. Take a choo-choo train to the putt-putt golf course with your mama. Or just order din-din and eat it in a muumuu. […]

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A Kinda Lucky Coupon

March 16, 2017

Can you keep a secret? Last night we were cleaning out our closet (rabbit’s foot, horseshoe, potatoes) and we heard a rustling. Turns out, it was a leprechaun attracted to our old knick-knacks. So, we caught it. Now we have all his gold and we’re sharing it with you. Use […]

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A Coupon, Two Truths, And A Lie

March 09, 2017

Let’s play two truths and a lie: We have a minor in Art History. We just took a nap on an inflatable pizza bed. We ate too many donuts today.   See fine print below for answers. Speaking of art and food, we thought you might enjoy reading our college […]

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An otter you can’t refuse. Plus a coupon.

February 09, 2017

We thought you might need a few reasons to smile today (since you have such a nice smile), so here are eight of them: You’re having an exceptional hair day. Otters hold hands in the water when they sleep so they don’t drift apart. You are wonderful (just like garlic […]

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This Coupon Contains More Than 2% BBQ Sauce

February 02, 2017

Not every bowl is super. Most, are simply OK. But they are all important. In the world of kitchenware, bowls are like hugs. They cradle and protect our soup, cereal, and cheese sauce from the elements (and moochers). Let’s hear it for the regular, non-threatening, C+ earning bowls of the […]

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If You Like Piña Coladas & Coupons

January 26, 2017

It’s time for some fun facts about pineapples (also a coupon). Pineapples are America’s favorite seed1 originally discovered by Emilio Estevez2 while vacationing in the Bermuda Triangle3. Pineapples are rich in Vitamin P4. In fact, eating the skin of the pineapple5 is known to prevent aging6 and improve your limbo […]

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Confetti. Spaghetti. Coupon.

December 29, 2016

It’s finally here. The day Baby New Year crawls out of the ground and asks Father Time if there’s six more weeks of winter left (Is that how it works?). Anyway, we hear recaps are popular around this time, so let’s look at some of the milestones our customers achieved […]

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A Hot Buttered Coupon

December 01, 2016

Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone (or that kinda okay someone)? Try this. Burn your holiday shopping list and order some fried rice. While you’re at it, send everyone you know a box of fried rice. Your mailman? Fried rice. Neighbor’s dog? Fried rice. Your co-worker, whose […]

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It’s Nothing (Okay, It’s A Coupon)

November 17, 2015

Hello, were you expecting something ridiculous from us? That makes sense. Some of our recent emails have been written by a ghost, a time traveler, and a potato. This week, we’re drawing a line in the sandwich (diagonal) and cutting to the chase (vertical). No guest cameos. No jokes. Just […]

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Weekend Coupon: Memorial Day

May 23, 2014

4 > 3 = Math *Total chaos! We’re skipping the intro and going straight to the Fine Print this week because we just made an important discovery: 3-day weekends are longer than 2-day weekends. And the only thing better than 3 is 4 (Math), so this coupon is good until […]

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