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Do You Want A Coupon? Spell Bruschetta.

May 25, 2018

To help you prepare for Ms. Reynold’s Fifth Grade Spelling Bee, we’ve prepared these tricky words to get your vowels and consonants in check. Please review: T-I-R-A-M-I-S-U B-E-I-G-N-E-T Q-U-I-N-O-A D-O-N-T-T-O-U-C-H-M-Y-P-I-Z-Z-A The best way to prepare is to use this code for $2 off your order of $15+ on the app […]

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Your Coupon for Plant Appreciation Day

May 18, 2018

Happy Plant Appreciation Day! To celebrate the best photosynthesizers in your life, join us in honoring them with a spritz of H₂O, a pat on the leaf, or playing their favorite album (soothing rain sounds). Don’t have a plant? You can still enjoy all the gifts they contribute, such as […]

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A $2 coupon just for you 🍰

April 13, 2018

Welcome to the first day of Eat24 University. Today we’ll be talking about Nü Grammar. What’s that? It’s something we made up while waiting for samosas to be delivered. It works like this: Rule 1: Use exclamation marks instead of commas. Example: I like fries! Nachos! And breadsticks! Rule 2: […]

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Coupon for humburgers

April 05, 2018

Sorry for the inconvenience, but we spilled syrup on our computer this morning. Long story short, we c’nt use the first letter of the @lph@bet. It’s cool, though. We’ll just keep writing ‘bout dumplings, fried chicken, sushi, or pie until we get it fixed. Plus you still get to use […]

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$3 coupon for 🍕🍔🍰

March 09, 2018

Pop Quiz: Who’s red, loves tater tots, and just got a reality TV level makeover? Yep, it’s us. Our new app and website (both powered by our best friends at Grubhub) now bring you: Easier ordering: Less time clicking, more time enjoying More restaurants: Tons of new friends who can’t […]

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Coupons, herbs, and spices

February 16, 2018

Recently, we asked you to vote on The Best Condiment in the Land. The winner? Good ol’ ketchup. Not that we’re surprised. Ketchup was our first sauce, red is the best color 😉, and those cool upside-down squeeze bottles changed our lives. So if you voted for ketchup, congratulations. Treat […]

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A Coupon Complimenting Condiments

January 04, 2018

Hey, have you celebrated mustard today? If not, maybe you should cancel your plans, put on some pajamas, and take a mustard journey around the world. American mustard goes perfectly on a corn dog, Chinese mustard on roast duck, German mustard on pretzels, and French mustard on a doily (French […]

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A Year Of Banh Mi & Coupons

December 28, 2017

A lot happened this year. And while it would be easy to tell you why we think Pitbull has the best album of the year, we’d rather just highlight the best things we ate in 2017: February 12 @ 7:45 AM: Chicken tikka masala that we put in between garlic naan […]

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Coupon & Gift For Delivery Drivers

December 21, 2017

Fact: Delivery drivers are the best. Other Fact: Not enough people give them presents. It’s sad but true. And since they say you should be the change you want to see in the world, we decided to make a list of great gifts you can get for the special delivery […]

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A ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Coupon

December 14, 2017

We’ve gathered here today to mourn the loss of AOL Instant Messenger, which is shutting down after 20 strong years. Now it joins CD-ROMs, 3-button ball mice, and the Microsoft paperclip guy (or Clippy, if you knew him well) in internet heaven. AIM was always there for us. When we needed to […]

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Re: Impending Stove Uprising

December 02, 2017

Greetings from the future! We’re emailing you from the year 2020 with a very important message: Whatever happens this weekend, do not touch your stove. We don’t have time to get into all the details, but if you cook you’ll create a domino effect that will to lead to a […]

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Pour Some Gravy Over This Coupon

November 23, 2017

Dave in Accounting had a “great” idea to make an email with “cool” Thanksgiving puns. So, here you go: Gourd morning! Just a reminder, the tur-KEY to a cran-MERRY Thanksgiving is side dishes. But be sure to eat cornu-COPIOUS amounts of stuffing, save a gob-BOWL of cranberry sauce, and if […]

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Only 90s Coupons Will Remember

November 09, 2017

We have hidden a secret message just for you in the above image. To see it follow these steps: Stare at the image until your vision blurs. Relax your eyes (whatever that means). Give up. Try again. Fail. Slam head against image. Question reality. Realize you’re hungry. Use this code […]

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HOT Single Coupon Seeking Tummy

November 03, 2017

Do ever wonder about the one that got away? We sure do. So when one of our readers wrote this missed connection, we offered to help spread the word: You: Saucy pizza riding the J train Friday night. You were right between the guy playing bagpipes and yogurt lady Me: […]

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A Disappearing Coupon

October 27, 2017

Ready to learn some Halloween vocabulary? oooooo: The sound a ghost makes ooooOOOO: The sound a ghost makes when it’s getting closer OoOoOoOo: The sound a ghost makes on a rollercoaster OoOoOoOoh: The sound of a ghost having an epiphany hoooOooOoo: The sound an owl ghost makes Now that you’re […]

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🌀 Coupon Backwards Is Nopuoc 🌀

October 13, 2017

Goodbye! It’s Opposite Day. Are you totally devastated that the weekend is coming up? Are you wearing your shoes on your hands? Does pizza sound disgusting? If you said “No,” you’re doing Opposite Day right (wrong). So celebrate by not using this code to order something bizzaro you would eat, […]

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Shoop Shoop Coupon

September 29, 2017

Hello email reader, This is email writer. It’s been a while since we’ve heard from you. Need anything written this weekend? How about a letter of recommendation? Perfect for job recruiters, blind dates, or anyone who doesn’t know about your great smile, sauce-dipping skills, and all-around good person-ness. Drop us […]

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We’re Already Over This Monday (Gif Party)

September 18, 2017

Did you wear different colored socks this morning, leave your lunch at home, or forget your meeting notes? If so, please sign our petition to rename Monday “Make It Work Day.” Once it becomes official, it will be totally cool to eat Cheetos at 10am, forget the new guy’s name, […]

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Fancy a coupon?

September 15, 2017

Oh hi. About last night…we thought it would be a good idea to watch three seasons of The Great British Baking Show instead of sleeping. Bad idea. It’s not even noon and we’ve already called our boss’s haircut “scrummy,” tried to bake a three-tiered cake out of coffee grounds, and […]

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Parents out of town? Coupon! 🎉

August 25, 2017

Did your mom or dad put notes in your lunchbox when you were a kid? Like gushy stuff about love, wishing you luck on that test, and reminders to eat your apple? If you said yes, this note (coupon) is for you. If you said no, it’s also for you. […]

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