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Get $2 Off While Looking as Fashionable as a Quesadilla

June 01, 2018

You probably don’t expect a food delivery app to give you fashion advice this summer, but here we are. Every bold look starts with a color palette. Turn heads mixing salmon with wasabi green. Add a splash of spice using some green and red kung pao peppers. Be controversial by […]

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Do You Want A Coupon? Spell Bruschetta.

May 25, 2018

To help you prepare for Ms. Reynold’s Fifth Grade Spelling Bee, we’ve prepared these tricky words to get your vowels and consonants in check. Please review: T-I-R-A-M-I-S-U B-E-I-G-N-E-T Q-U-I-N-O-A D-O-N-T-T-O-U-C-H-M-Y-P-I-Z-Z-A The best way to prepare is to use this code for $2 off your order of $15+ on the app […]

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NO WAITING: Your Couch Is Waiting

January 18, 2018

As your food delivery app, we pride ourselves on providing the ultimate service, even when it comes to your email. This includes the classiest fonts, expert comma usage, and the reddest buttons to click. To ensure you have the best experience possible, we even hired a professional pepper grinder. So […]

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Yakety Yak 🐂, It’s A Coupon (For Food)

July 21, 2017

In a world obsessed with made up holidays (National Hamburger Bun Day, Melted Ice Cream Month, Valentine’s Day) it’s time we celebrated something truly majestic, magical and important: Yak Week. Tune in Monday July 24 – Friday July 28 for a full week of fun and furry yak-filled activities. Will […]

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16 Reasons Eat24 Customers Rock (All 16 Involve Keytars)

June 20, 2017

So a few weeks ago, we asked all you musical geniuses, “What happened to the Keytar?” Personally, we had thought that the keytar was a has-been. Apparently, not only is it alive, it’s still making a name for itself entertaining folks from all walks of life. So without further ado, […]

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A Kinda Lucky Coupon

March 16, 2017

Can you keep a secret? Last night we were cleaning out our closet (rabbit’s foot, horseshoe, potatoes) and we heard a rustling. Turns out, it was a leprechaun attracted to our old knick-knacks. So, we caught it. Now we have all his gold and we’re sharing it with you. Use […]

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Here is your Coupon (cc: Iceland)

February 23, 2017

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled email with urgent pineapple news. Iceland’s president Guðni Thorlacius Jóhannesson just said pineapple on pizza is disgusting, and would ban it if he could. Although his name is amazing, we are appalled. So we came up with 15 reasons why our friends in the land of […]

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An otter you can’t refuse. Plus a coupon.

February 09, 2017

We thought you might need a few reasons to smile today (since you have such a nice smile), so here are eight of them: You’re having an exceptional hair day. Otters hold hands in the water when they sleep so they don’t drift apart. You are wonderful (just like garlic […]

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This Coupon Contains More Than 2% BBQ Sauce

February 02, 2017

Not every bowl is super. Most, are simply OK. But they are all important. In the world of kitchenware, bowls are like hugs. They cradle and protect our soup, cereal, and cheese sauce from the elements (and moochers). Let’s hear it for the regular, non-threatening, C+ earning bowls of the […]

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24 Hours on Facebook Live (Coupons)

January 23, 2017

  Is your boss watching? Just keep typing and nodding your head. OK great, coast is clear. We thought you might be bored at work, so we made a 24-hour Facebook Live Video Extravaganza (aka Yelp Eat24: The Musical) to keep you entertained. Hint: We also hid lots of $2 […]

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Penne alla Coupon

January 19, 2017

Show of hands, how many of you have taken love advice from a fortune cookie? Your horoscope? A daisy? Be honest. If you want to let unqualified strangers help you make serious life decisions, you’re in luck. Our latest edition of Ask Eat24 is hot off the (panini) press. Along […]

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🍕🍔🌮😍💰 (It’s A Coupon)

January 05, 2017

So we just finally updated our phones (we’re lazy), and now we can’t believe we’ve gone our whole lives typing out the word “avocado” like cavemen. This important emoji update has opened up a whole new world for us. No time to write a longer email this week, we’re too […]

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Shhhhhhh…Coupon

December 31, 2016

You awake? Neither are we. Last night was…was…something? To be honest, we can’t really remember what happened, but we’ll try to recap it best as we can: Went to the club DMX said he’d be at. Sprung for champagne. The bartender was cute. Shots. Where’s DMX? That thing happened. That […]

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A Coupon Down Memory Lane

December 14, 2016

So the weather outside is scary, and the food in your fridge is hairy. We’re sending you a special coupon, to go pantsless and get your food on. Pickle, potato, vegan or carnivore, happy holidays from Eat24. We know you said no gifts this year, but we went ahead and […]

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A Figging Grape Coupon

December 08, 2016

Did you know we read (and reply) to every single email we receive? Some people say they love us. Some think we’re kinda funny. Most think we’re really, really stupid. And that’s OK, because your comments make us better. Just take a look at the feedback from last week: Note: […]

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A Love Note From Eat24 To Customers

December 31, 2015

Hey. We love you. Really. We don’t tell you enough, but we love you more than we ever knew a food delivery app was capable of loving. You have your choice of internet-make-food-happen services, but you choose us. Thank you for being a beautiful, amazing, hungry human being and the […]

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Here’s A Coupon. Let’s Get Cheese Drunk

April 10, 2015

Hi! We’re trying something new this week. Instead of a coupon, how about we give you our favorite grilled cheese recipe? Ok here goes: Step 1: Get bread, some cheese (a lot of cheese), and a bit of butter. Step 2: Heat butter in a pan until melted. Step 3: […]

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A Coupon for More Eating, Less Screen Licking

April 02, 2015

Hey! Remember last month when we asked you to take pictures of your food and upload them to EAT24? Well, you didn’t*, so we had to ask our Sugar Daddy Yelp for help (and to make us a sandwich, but that’s unrelated). Anyway, we now have exactly 521,764 new photos […]

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Use This Coupon or Ruin Dave’s Birthday

March 19, 2015

Like pizza with a huge circumference? Good, because today is Dave (from Accounting)’s birthday and his only wish is for a math-themed email. In honor of our favorite human calculator, here are the 5 greatest math equations: 1. Salad + Fried Chicken – Salad = Perfect 2. 10:1 = optimal […]

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