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A Podcast And A Coupon Cast

August 28, 2016

  Wish there was a true crime podcast for food lovers? We’ve got your back. Check out our first episode below. Just be sure to read it in a calm public radio voice: When a pizza showed up at the house, the oven wasn’t sure what to think. How could […]

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A Coupon To Help You POMO

June 22, 2016

Good news! Hanging out with your couch is officially the coolest way to spend Friday night. That means you don’t have to worry about FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) anymore – now it’s all about POMO (Pleasure Of Missing Out). Seriously, we did some fancy research and POMO is totally […]

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We Love You (And Coupons)

June 16, 2016

Hey there, We love sending you coupons. It’s pretty much our favorite thing to do. But this week we thought we’d try something different and have you send us a coupon. We aren’t picky so we’ll take pretty much anything… a free yoga class for goldfish, a 2 for 1 […]

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A Coupon To Make Your Dreams Come True

June 09, 2016

Even though there’s a strong no-cooking policy at Yelp Eat24 HQ, we still enjoy coming up with dream restaurants we wish someone else would open (and then deliver to us). Like a sandwich shop that blends up Sub Shakes. Or a BLT place that doesn’t even serve BLTs because their […]

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A Well Cited Coupon Code

June 02, 2016

A few weeks back, we were called out for “making stuff up” about quesadillas. While these rumors are false, we have decided to cite our sources in this email to avoid any confusion. Burgers were invented to keep French Fries¹ from being so lonely. The tiny fish eggs on top of […]

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The Mailer Daemon Has Your Coupon

May 26, 2016

Hi. It’s me, the Mailer Daemon. You might know me from such email services as letting you know your message didn’t send, reminding you there are two “S’s” in your Aunt Carol’s Hotmail address, and my personal favorite, bouncing reply-alls. Looking through billions of emails may sound like a dream […]

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A Poem About Your Coupon

May 19, 2016

Did you know: There aren’t any famous poems about food delivery. Well, we’re here to change that. *Clears throat* Taco, taco, how your shell crunches. But dumplings exist, so let’s have two lunches. Tikka Masala, then fries and a nap. Ordering every single meal on our poem-writing app. And since we […]

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Thanks For Applying, Here’s A Coupon

May 13, 2016

OOPS. Were you looking for 8 Tips for Totally Nailing Your Yelp Eat24 Interview ? <— Right there   Thank you for your interest in becoming Vice President of Egg Rolls at Yelp Eat24. This email is to confirm that we have received your application. While we review your resume/order history to […]

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A Coupon From Your Secret Admirer

May 05, 2016

Guess what? You have a secret admirer. Lucky you! To help figure out your crush’s identity, here are three clues: You’ve known your crush for many years Your crush is extremely attractive Your crush is tasty and available for delivery or pickup on our match-making app Congrats on finding true […]

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Congratulations! Here’s A Coupon!

April 28, 2016

Happy No Pants-versary! It’s hard to believe it’s only been 24,240 seconds (give or take 8 years) since you downloaded the Yelp Eat24 app. We’ve never been happier. Here’s to many more gyros, pizzas, and dumplings. If this e-mail is making you emotional (and hunger is definitely an emotion), please […]

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No Games, Just Your Weekend Coupon

April 21, 2016

We ask you guys to do a lot of things (cut the crust off our sandwiches, pass the salt, compliment our hair), but we never make you search for coupons. No hide-n-seeking, no riddles, puzzles, or brain teasers. Just follow these simple steps and before you know it … bacon […]

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Your Yelp Eat24 Tax Refund is a Coupon

April 15, 2016

We have good news and bad news. The bad news is taxes exist. The good news is we asked Dave (our Certified Pepperoni Accountant) to do your Yelp Eat24 tax return and based on his calculations…we owe you 12 tater tots. Woohoo! We highly recommend that you spend/eat it all […]

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A Coupon From Pizzavania

March 17, 2016

Hello friend, My name is Cal Z. Oné, Prince of the great Republic of Pizzavania. Recently, our great nation acquired exactly 4.2M in Yelp Eat24 coupon codes. Sadly, no restaurant delivers to our castle, but this leaves a tremendous opportunity for you. I am seeking a transfer of our vast […]

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Mazel Tov! It’s Another Yelp Eat24 Coupon.

March 10, 2016

    OOPS. We messed up and gave you the wrong link. Go here for this week’s coupon.     Remember when one of our customers proposed to his girlfriend in our email? Well they officially got married this week. Hooray for love! Hooray for #Beans! To pass along your […]

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An Apology With A Side Of Coupon

February 11, 2016

Yelp Eat24 would like to take this moment to apologize for some insensitive comments made in last week’s email. We sincerely regret our statement regarding chicken wings in which we declared “flats > drums.” We would like to apologize to all wing lovers, drum enthusiasts, and anyone else who was […]

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A Completely Cheese Free Coupon

February 10, 2016

Attention. The F.J.A. (Federal Joke Administration) has officially put the Yelp Eat24 weekly coupon emails on probation. Due to “extreme mishandling of cheese-related humor” and “unfunny practices,” we are banned from all cheese-related jokes, puns, quips, larks, wisecracks, haikus, and one-liners. This ban is to be enforced (forever provolone, fight […]

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Some Nonsense and A Coupon

February 05, 2016

Coming up with coupons week after week is hard. First you have to come up with a word, then you have to add 24 to the end. Sheesh. This week, we tried something new and banged our heads against the keyboard a few times to come up with our code. […]

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A Coupon For Sports and Not Sports

February 04, 2016

We’re tired of people telling us what we should and shouldn’t be doing for “The Big Game.” Eat fries! Watch puppies! Don’t wear purple! Whatever. We respect your intelligence too much to tell you chicken wings taste good with football, but we do have a few things to say about […]

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Yelp Eat24 Makes It Official With A Coupon

January 14, 2016

Can you believe it’s been a whole year since we got married to our better half, Yelp (AKA Yelpy-Boo AKA 5-Star Wifey/Hubby/Non-Gendered Online Company)? We couldn’t ask for a better partner. Sure we may have silly arguments from time to time (they want Burmese, we want Thai), but we can […]

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Thanks For Your Feedback! Here’s A Coupon.

January 07, 2016

Every week we get tons of feedback about our Friday coupon email from helpful customers all around the country. So what better way to kick off 2016 than by sharing some of our favorite replies: “Worst email ever.” -Gary S. in Miami. “I lost brain cells and minutes, MINUTES, of […]

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