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Get A Coupon And Name A Baby

September 22, 2017

Last Wednesday, our Project Manager, John, made the mistake of asking us to help name his new baby. Here’s what we came up with: Prad Bitt Kumquat Carbonara McParmesan Ol’ Baby Face Wafflaerys. First of her name. Breaker of breakfast. The Unburnt. Melter of butter. Mother of syrup. Cheese Sprankle […]

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A Coupon With A Side of Beef

July 21, 2016

We’re not sure what happened between our favorite ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, and our favorite super-genius, Kanye, but we do know there’s trouble (trouble trouble). Something about being famous, a secret phone call, and for some reason Kim is also involved. All we know for sure is if there’s beef, we’re […]

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Ask And You Shall Receive An EAT24 Coupon

April 23, 2015

Hi, it’s EAT24. We know you aren’t just a mouth and stomach. You have feelings, dreams, desires… just like our emotionally available app. Likewise, we aren’t just an online “make food happen” service. We’re also great listeners. So if you ever have any burning questions about love, life, or chicken […]

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Yur Weknd Coupon Iz Heer!

August 08, 2014

  OK who ordered the “Crap Cake Sandwiches”? Very funny, guys. Oh wait, it was us. Apparently we’re really terrible at spelling and our menus are full of typos, like Hand & Cheese Omelettes. EAT24 needs your help. We want to clean up our act, and we can’t do it […]

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BRB Vacation, But First a Coupon

August 01, 2014

  Auto Reply: Out of the Cheeseburger Office. Thanks for your email. We’re currently away from our desk on the annual trip to Ice Cream Island and won’t be responding until we run out of sprinkles or hot fudge, whichever comes first. If you think you’re having a sushi emergency, […]

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A Serious Issue, Plus A Coupon.

July 18, 2014

  Hi, it’s EAT24. No time for jokes this week. We have a very serious and important issue to discuss with you. It’s been going on for far too long, and we just can’t take it anymore. The issue is this: Where the hell is the taco emoji?! Seriously, how […]

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Free Slurpee! Free Coupon!

July 11, 2014

Wait… is today the 11th? FINALLY. Free Slurpee Day! OK, forget about this email. Go to the nearest 7-eleven right now. We’ll wait. Still there? Yeah, we know. It’s the weekend and you just perfected that butt groove in the couch, so why move? If only a certain Slurpee making […]

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Weekend Coupon: GOOOOAAALL!

June 20, 2014

World Cup We happen to love soccer (futbol), so if you’re a World Cup hater, we only have two words for you: Day Games. Why? Because being at work and not working is pretty much the best thing since… uhhh, not being at work. So pick your team (Bosnia and […]

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Weekend Coupon: Good News

June 06, 2014

Swipe this post. No wait! Oops. OK, for those of you who didn’t accidentally delete this – Hi. We have a coupon code for you (a few lines down in big red letters). But first… Is your swiping finger hungry? Perfect! Our new What’s Good feature let’s you swipe through […]

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Weekend Coupon: Memorial Day

May 23, 2014

4 > 3 = Math *Total chaos! We’re skipping the intro and going straight to the Fine Print this week because we just made an important discovery: 3-day weekends are longer than 2-day weekends. And the only thing better than 3 is 4 (Math), so this coupon is good until […]

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Weekend Coupon: Jay Z / Solange / Beyonce

May 16, 2014

So much drama in the elevator We don’t have time for a long email, and neither do you. It’s very important that we all stay focused and get to the bottom of this Jay-Z / Solange / Beyoncé situation. We’re collecting clues, so if you have any tips please tweet […]

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Weekend Coupon: Jelly Beans and Chocolate Eggs

April 18, 2014

Get your munchies on OK, listen up. There’s a lot going on this weekend – There’s Easter (yay Peeps!), plus apparently there is some sort of unofficial holiday going on as well (pretty sure it involves unicorns or bacon, or bacon unicorns.). Anyway, we’re guessing that everyone is going to […]

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Weekend Coupon: Big Bang

March 21, 2014

#Science Before we get to the coupon code… BIG NEWS. We had the craziest chat with Science this week. Check it out: Eat24: Hey Science: YOLO Eat24: SWAG. What’s new? Science: Not much. Just discovered where the universe came from. Eat24: Cool. Any progress on Live-Streaming Tacos? Science: No. Eat24: […]

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Weekend Coupon: Recipe For Lazy

March 14, 2014

This one is top-rated Hungry? Good. Normally we don’t do this, but we’d like to share our favorite recipe with you this weekend. Hey, wait! Where are you going? Hear us out. Ready? OK: – 2 cups Netflix – 4 Tbs butt-groove – ½ cup cat videos – 0 pants […]

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Weekend Coupon: We broke Tinder

March 07, 2014

Tacos need love too So we broke Tinder. Not sure what happened. All we wanted to do was find happiness for all the cheeseburgers in the world just waiting for the right mouth to come along. Garlic fries longing for a hug. Wonton soup in need of a good spoon. […]

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Weekend Coupon: Sorry America

February 21, 2014

We’d like to apologize Hi, it’s Eat24. We just want to take the opportunity of this weekly coupon email to say to all of our loyal customers, we’re sorry. Recently, Eat24 aired a commercial on TV that some people might find offensive. We messed up, and we accept full responsibility […]

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Weekend Coupon: spooning

February 14, 2014

You can stop reading now because that was this weekend’s coupon code. The title of this blog post. That’s right. Our Valentine’s Day present to you is all coupon, no bulls–t. So go ahead and stop reading right about… now. And in case you missed it the first time Coupon […]

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Weekend Coupon: It’s Our Birthday

February 07, 2014

Party Time Guess what? Eat24 turns 6 years old this month! (We know, we know. We don’t look a day over 2). Like any 6-year old, we enjoy grilled cheese sandwiches, afternoon naps, and wearing our Spider-Man costume everywhere all the time. So what can you get for the company […]

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