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Coupons, herbs, and spices

February 16, 2018

Recently, we asked you to vote on The Best Condiment in the Land. The winner? Good ol’ ketchup. Not that we’re surprised. Ketchup was our first sauce, red is the best color 😉, and those cool upside-down squeeze bottles changed our lives. So if you voted for ketchup, congratulations. Treat […]

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WTF Is That Emoji? Part 2

October 30, 2017

Welcome to WTF Is That Emoji? Part 2, where we review our favorite icons across devices. From Android to Samsung, not all emoji are created equal. In this issue, we review the burrito, pot of food, alien monster, and woman playing water polo emojis. And if you missed Part 1, […]

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HOLY COUSIN OF COW, IT’S YAK WEEK

July 19, 2017

Tune in Monday July 24 – Friday July 28 to the world premier of Yak Week, a stampede of events dedicated to the bovine pleasures of life, rolling hills, extreme sports, cultural awakening, and absolutely zero animals that rhyme with “blark.” To see the full yak-tacular lineup, scroll to the end […]

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We Bet You Will Like This Coupon

April 20, 2017

Did you know we have a Facebook page? Did you? Did you really? Because according to our research, the following pages have way more likes than Yelp Eat24 (aka your friends who literally BRING YOU TACOS): Three different pages called “dank memes” Important Otter News The Toledo Mud Hens Minor […]

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How We Killed Our Twitter Engagement in 5 minutes

December 07, 2016

Marketers take note: Do not let a turkey take over your Twitter account. Listen, we know what you’re thinking: But Eat24, I get messages every day from turkeys claiming they can boost my engagement 900% and help me get millions of new followers in just a few hours. First of […]

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One Stupid Coupon To Increase Your Twitter Followers

October 13, 2016

In life, we’re all just searching for answers. How many is too many potstickers? How do I get more Twitter followers? What song goes, “ba dada dada da da da da (ba dada)”? How can I save $2* on dinner? Well, we have your answers. 32. Read this case study. […]

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Five Reasons Your Twitter Strategy Will Fail

October 13, 2016

There are literally millions of articles on the Internet with ways to increase followers, boost engagement, and explode your ROI, but only we can tell you 5 reasons your Twitter strategy will fail: You Are Not A Potato   That’s right. For reasons we will explain later (that probably won’t […]

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The Time For Thy Coupon Is Nigh

August 22, 2014

Too lazy to put a sentence together? Us too! We’re reaching waaaay back into our archives because #FlashbackFriday is definitely a thing, and because recycling an old email means we don’t have to write a new one. Enjoy this gem from 1657. Good day. Is your majesty hungry? Ye olde […]

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F is for Fail: EAT24’s Menu Meltdown

August 07, 2014

Confession: We sell pest pasta and crap cake sandwiches. At least according to our app we do. That’s because apparently we’re really terrible at typing. Oops. Sorry about that! Like all things, our public shaming started on Twitter. We were just hanging out, posting reaction gifs to Beyoncé’s latest Tweets, […]

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Weekend Coupon: Something Missing

June 13, 2014

All words, everything This message has no content. OK technically it does, but we can’t shake the feeling that something is missing. Every week we send you this email and every week it has the same three things: random words, a coupon, and fine print. It’s all just words, words, […]

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Weekend Coupon: Munchie Timer

May 09, 2014

The clock is ticking Take your fancy watch and throw it in the garbage. Well, OK. Don’t actually do that. Recycle it, or trade it in for a leather massage hammock or something. The point is, you won’t be needing it anymore because we put a timer in our app. […]

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Eat24: Life Without Facebook

May 01, 2014

Hey guys, As you might have heard, we recently closed our Facebook page. No big deal. Just your average love story: Brand meets social media platform, falls head over heels… then one day the spark is gone so the brand writes a dramatic breakup blog and emails it to a […]

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Weekend Coupon: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert & Eat24

April 11, 2014

We need your support Do you accept bribes? Good. Keep reading. So Stephen Colbert is taking over for David Letterman. The bad news is we didn’t get the host job. The good news is he’s gonna need a sidekick… and we’re perfect for it! Think about it: we can tell […]

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Weekend Coupon: Amazon Wishlist

April 04, 2014

You guys are so sweet   You guys! We’re so flattered. Lately we’ve been getting lots of emails from customers saying stuff like, “Hey Eat24. You’re always giving out coupons, making delicious food happen, and randomly tweeting at me to say my hair looks good today. How can I thank […]

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Customers React to Eat24’s Bear Dick Apology

March 11, 2014

So, did we ever tell you about that one time we accidentally showed a bear penis on TV, felt bad about it, and then sent an apology because even though we totally didn’t do it on purpose, we knew bear penis wasn’t exactly appetizing. Good times, right? Little did we realize that […]

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Weekend Coupon: T’was the Coupon Before X-Mas

December 20, 2013

Merry Mother-In-Law This week we’d love to tell you the perfect recipe for gingerbread waffles (add 1 cup eggnog to 1 cup brandy, stir, order waffles online) or explain to you that the only thing we want for Christmas is world peace… and an industrial-sized margarita machine, but we have […]

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Weekend Coupon: Bacon Alarm Clocks

December 13, 2013

Just Five More Minutes… Wait… What time is it? Are you kidding?! We thought this new Pandora alarm clock feature was supposed to revolutionize waking up. Now instead of early rising to the sweet sounds of our Toni Braxton station, we’re stuck with only five minutes to finish this email. […]

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Weekend Coupon: Email Shenanigans

October 11, 2013

Did you miss us? Hi, it’s Eat24. If you’re reading this email, you should probably run out and buy a lottery ticket because you’re one lucky taco lover! For the last two weeks, our email provider decided to send our VIP Email to just ten percent of you (you’d think […]

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Eat24 Shutdown Prank: We’re SorryNotSorry

October 07, 2013

So… guess the Internet can’t take a joke. Here’s what happened. We sent this amazing little email poking fun at the Government shutdown with a coupon to order delivery for the weekend.   HA! Isn’t it funny, we all said. Aren’t we so clever and topical, we all said (while laughing […]

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Eat24 and Andy Milonakis Twitter Rap Battle

October 04, 2013

We spend most of our time slaying hunger, but every now and then we like to take a moment to drop some dope rhymes. Because sometimes the Internet just calls out for a slaw of lyrical justice. So when Andy Milonakis hit us with a few lines on Twitter, the […]

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