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A dog wrote this coupon

February 05, 2018

Coming up with coupon codes every week is hard. First, we have to know a good word, then we have to add 24 to the end. Sheesh. So this week, we decided to give the job to a highly-qualified dog. Okay, what really happened was that a dog stepped on […]

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A Disappearing Coupon

October 27, 2017

Ready to learn some Halloween vocabulary? oooooo: The sound a ghost makes ooooOOOO: The sound a ghost makes when it’s getting closer OoOoOoOo: The sound a ghost makes on a rollercoaster OoOoOoOoh: The sound of a ghost having an epiphany hoooOooOoo: The sound an owl ghost makes Now that you’re […]

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9 Important Ways You Need To Be Using Googly Eyes

September 27, 2017

Who needs an intro? Not googly eyes. So let’s just cut to the chase. 1. Dieting Pal Going on a diet? We don’t recommend it, but if you’re going to do it anyway, googly eyes can be critical to your success. All you have to do is put them on […]

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A Monday (Gif Party) Welcome

August 21, 2017

Hi friends, welcome to another edition of Monday morning, brought to you by the letter ZzzzZzz, the number 83.2. (the most depressing number according to our data) and the word “coffee.” We’ve already used that word five times today. We’ve gathered some nice, and not so nice gifs to help you […]

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100 Trendy Acronyms You Need To Know To Be An Upstanding Human

July 12, 2017

Do you fit in? Get invited to non-professional social events? Make a great first impression as a cool person to have at a picnic? Love saying full phrases as capital letters (AKA acronyms)? If so, will you teach us your secrets? If not, you’re reading the right article. The following […]

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A Furry Monday GIF Party

November 14, 2016

Simpletons may call today “Monday,” but we prefer “T minus 9 days to Food Coma 2K16.” We can already smell the parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme (essential to one’s album collection as well as spice cabinet.) Until the holidays officially descend, here are some cute pets, silly humans, and good vibes […]

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Eat24 Angers The Mailer Daemon

June 08, 2016

A few weeks ago we asked around for some help writing an email. Dave from Accounting was busy working on his next project (An “epic” prog-rock album about The Milky Way told in calculator solos), the cat who sometimes writes our blog postswas 6 hours into a pretty great nap, […]

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