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37 Reasons Why Pizza Is The Best Triangle

May 01, 2018

Ever since middle school math class, we’ve always loved triangles (there was also a brief period four years ago when we were really into circles). Maybe it was the angles. Maybe it was how cute acute triangles were. But probably it was because triangles = pizza. The thing is, triangles […]

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Top 10 Chairs: Don’t Sit Down Until You Read This

January 10, 2018

Author’s note: This article is best enjoyed in a seated position, next to a warm beverage. You know chairs? Yes, those furniture items commonly supported by four legs, and always supporting your tuckus. In a world of standing desks, hanging bookshelves, and taxidermy, chairs get overlooked. But today we honor […]

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10 Snack Flavors That Should Never Exist

December 14, 2017

If you’ve gone outside lately (which we don’t advise but sometimes happens), you might have seen some new snack flavors. Blueberry-blasted cinnamon cereal, chili cheese corn dog twists, red velvet cheesecake, cookies, ice cream, and anything else that can be red velvetized (which is everything). So to stay on top […]

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A Monday (Gif Party) Welcome

August 21, 2017

Hi friends, welcome to another edition of Monday morning, brought to you by the letter ZzzzZzz, the number 83.2. (the most depressing number according to our data) and the word “coffee.” We’ve already used that word five times today. We’ve gathered some nice, and not so nice gifs to help you […]

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How to Choose the Best Mascot for Your Campaign

August 11, 2017

Why hello, you look like someone who’s considering a mascot for your next marketing campaign, sporting event, or quinceañera. You came to the right place. At Eat24, we don’t just deliver food–we are also an unofficial mascot-testing consultancy. That means we do the dirty work for you to find the […]

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DJ Coupon (feat. Wonton)

May 25, 2017

Uncomfortable truth: footlong hot dogs are rarely exactly one foot in length. Which got us thinking, why do we measure things in body parts? There has to be a better way. Consider this: our desk is four churros tall, our hand is three tater tots wide, and this email is […]

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A Lovely Monday Gif Party

May 01, 2017

To Monday or not to Monday, that is the question. Whether tis’ more appealing to suffer the slings and arrows that the day will inevitably throw at you, or by opposing them, sleep in. To dream…to sleep… no more. Without further ado, here’s a collection of this week’s .gifs. Actual […]

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Rules For A Monday | An Eat24 Gif Party

April 24, 2017

Wake up on the right side of the bed. Lather, rinse, repeat. Brush your teeth at a 45 degree angle for 2 minutes. Don’t drink orange juice after brushing your teeth. Eat a bran muffin to help digestion. Live, laugh, love…ok maybe not that last one. There are so many […]

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Science Says This Is A Coupon

April 06, 2017

You might know us as people who bring samosas, but we do other stuff too. Like science and napping. In fact, we just completed our latest study: The Yelp Eat24 Theory of Pantslessness. By looking at the above equation we can infer that ordering dumplings without pants to your couch […]

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Dear Iceland: Try Pineapple

February 23, 2017

  To the President of Iceland: We hear you’ve recently announced that you don’t really like pineapple on pizza. We understand it’s a controversial subject but need to stress that Eat24 is supportive of toppings of all shapes and sizes (yes, even your beloved seafood). Maybe you aren’t familiar with pineapple, […]

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A Gif Party To Get Through This Day

February 06, 2017

  Hello and welcome back to our Easy Breezy Monday Funday Yelp Eat24 Gif Party Extravaganza! Ok, well, it’s not as exciting as a forth quarter comeback and overtime victory (SPORTS!) but it can help take away some of that Monday feel. You know the feeling, like your bed is still […]

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How We Killed Our Twitter Engagement in 5 minutes

December 07, 2016

Marketers take note: Do not let a turkey take over your Twitter account. Listen, we know what you’re thinking: But Eat24, I get messages every day from turkeys claiming they can boost my engagement 900% and help me get millions of new followers in just a few hours. First of […]

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Results Of Our Virtual Confession Booth

October 27, 2016

Anyone who knows us knows that we’re pretty chatty. We run our mouth on Twitter and in our weekly coupon email, but we don’t hear from our customers as often as we should. So to practice our listening skills, we asked Eat24 users to tell us a secret. It turned […]

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MONDAY! MONDAY! MONDAY! It’s The Yelp Eat24 Gif Party.

October 17, 2016

Hello everyone and welcome to the roughest, toughest day of the week.  The day that makes you question your life decisions. MONDAY! The day where your lunch is most likely to be a salad. MONDAY!!! The day that begins with a “M” and rhymes with sucky. MONDAY!!! We’ll try to make […]

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Science Says Pizza Makes People Want to Have Sex

October 17, 2016

  Science has finally confirmed what everyone else knew all along: Pizza makes people feel sexy. We did some research (ok, we made Dave from Accounting and a few other nerds do it) and talked to 2,000 people about how they get their partner in the mood for lovin’. The […]

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Dancing Cookies And More Gifs To Make Today OK

September 12, 2016

Hello everybody and welcome to this week’s episode of the ultra-fun, super-fantastic, wondrously-awesome .gif party. Now it’s time to sit back, remove those leg prisons (pants), imagine yourself bathing in a chocolate fountain, and enjoy the ride. Don’t forget to hit play for optimal viewing.   That feeling when you’re a […]

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A Coupon To Make Your Dreams Come True

June 09, 2016

Even though there’s a strong no-cooking policy at Yelp Eat24 HQ, we still enjoy coming up with dream restaurants we wish someone else would open (and then deliver to us). Like a sandwich shop that blends up Sub Shakes. Or a BLT place that doesn’t even serve BLTs because their […]

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Weekend Coupon: Big Bang

March 21, 2014

#Science Before we get to the coupon code… BIG NEWS. We had the craziest chat with Science this week. Check it out: Eat24: Hey Science: YOLO Eat24: SWAG. What’s new? Science: Not much. Just discovered where the universe came from. Eat24: Cool. Any progress on Live-Streaming Tacos? Science: No. Eat24: […]

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