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Coupons Grow On Email Trees

February 23, 2018

Clichés. They’re everywhere. And while some are great, others are a bit outdated. We don’t know about you, but we’ve never cried over spilt milk, had a cat get our tongue, or used laughter as medicine. So, being fans of crispy tortillas and word stuff, we decided to submit a […]

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66 New Clichés To Make Life More Fun

February 14, 2018

Clichés are so outdated. No one ever gets as mad as a wet hen. No one puts the cart before the horse because no one owns carts or horses (besides the super rich). And no one, and we mean no one, waits for ink to dry because pens are lame […]

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