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A Coupon To Get You Ready for Starch Madness 2k18

March 23, 2018

Are you only interested in dunking if it involves mozzarella sticks and marinara? Is double-dipping worse than double-dribbling? Do curly fries make you happy? If you answered yes, please join us in celebrating Starch Madness. Your favorite carbs will be duking it out to see who’s the all-time champion. Will […]

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Science Says This Is A Coupon

April 06, 2017

You might know us as people who bring samosas, but we do other stuff too. Like science and napping. In fact, we just completed our latest study: The Yelp Eat24 Theory of Pantslessness. By looking at the above equation we can infer that ordering dumplings without pants to your couch […]

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Use This Coupon or Ruin Dave’s Birthday

March 19, 2015

Like pizza with a huge circumference? Good, because today is Dave (from Accounting)’s birthday and his only wish is for a math-themed email. In honor of our favorite human calculator, here are the 5 greatest math equations: 1. Salad + Fried Chicken – Salad = Perfect 2. 10:1 = optimal […]

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