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37 Reasons Why Pizza Is The Best Triangle

May 01, 2018

Ever since middle school math class, we’ve always loved triangles (there was also a brief period four years ago when we were really into circles). Maybe it was the angles. Maybe it was how cute acute triangles were. But probably it was because triangles = pizza. The thing is, triangles […]

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Semi-Charmed (Kind Of) Coupon

July 06, 2017

Breaking news: You’re just one samosa order away from becoming a Level 8 Appetizer Wizard. At this stage of training, you will gain a crispy golden armor and abilities such as psychedelic tastebuds, mastery of chutney, and infinite knowledge of Seinfeld trivia. To give you a boost, here’s $2 off […]

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