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A coupon containing nachos

March 02, 2018

Thank you for visiting the Museum of Appetizers. We ask you to please keep your voices down, and look with your eyes, not your hands. Up ahead, we have Still Life With Nachos by Pableu Piqueso. Notice how your eye is first drawn to the melty cheese and it awakens […]

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❤️ Couches? ❤️ Garlic Bread?

January 24, 2018

Lately we’ve been getting a lot of questions about couch maintenance and the best way to keep a sofa happy and comfortable. Since nachos taste best when eaten on the couch, here are a couple tips to promote optimal performance: Rotate your cushions once a year (or, just sit on […]

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Top 10 Chairs: Don’t Sit Down Until You Read This

January 10, 2018

Author’s note: This article is best enjoyed in a seated position, next to a warm beverage. You know chairs? Yes, those furniture items commonly supported by four legs, and always supporting your tuckus. In a world of standing desks, hanging bookshelves, and taxidermy, chairs get overlooked. But today we honor […]

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We’re Already Over This Monday (Gif Party)

September 18, 2017

Did you wear different colored socks this morning, leave your lunch at home, or forget your meeting notes? If so, please sign our petition to rename Monday “Make It Work Day.” Once it becomes official, it will be totally cool to eat Cheetos at 10am, forget the new guy’s name, […]

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Hello Monday (GIF Party) My Old Friend

August 07, 2017

Hello Monday my old friend, the weekend’s come and gone again. Because I know that I was sleeping, watching tv or eating. And the dumplings that was planted on my plate, don’t remain. This is the sound…of Monday. Just press play, sing along to the boys, and enjoy this gif party. […]

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The Seven Layers of Monday (Gif Party)

July 10, 2017

According to Dante, there are seven layers of Hades, which is kind of like Monday. The first layer is that bright sun piercing your window shades, then the alarm, the salad you packed for lunch, the commute to work, the empty coffee pot in the kitchen, the first meeting of the […]

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Today is the first (Mon)day of the rest of your life

June 19, 2017

You know the old adage “Today is the first day of the rest of your life.” We’re all for positivity, giving it your all and all that jazz, but could that day not be a Monday? Maybe Monday can be like, the 3rd day for the rest of your life. […]

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Another Monday, Another GIF Party

June 05, 2017

Ok we get it, the weekend was short and now it’s time to face an endlessly long week. Mondays always make us a little salty, but sometimes being salty isn’t the worst thing on the planet. It works for things we like, such as pretzels, potato chips, and the ocean. […]

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Ahoy, Monday Gif Party

April 10, 2017

Monday in a nutshell: Supply and demand, spreadsheets, deadlines, and that coffee stain on your tie that you didn’t notice until before the meeting. Anti-Monday in a nutshell: Baby pigs in hats, dancing doodles, kittens, all tiny animals. We’re here to help you ignore that stain, catch up on piglets, and fight that […]

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A Blue-Toned Monday Gif Party

March 20, 2017

What happened to the weekend? Is it Monday? We’re in a Mondaze. Sorry about that bad intro, it’s the best we could come up with after the weekend (aka festival of green beer and bad decisions). To refresh our minds, we collected the most pleasing, fluffy, wholesome gifs we could find. So […]

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Weekend Coupon: This is A Coupon

August 02, 2013

This is a blog post Hi, it’s Eat24. This is our blog post reminding you that the week is over, boiling water is hard, and online food ordering exists. Put down that bowl of ketchup soup and tell the Internet to make you a sandwich. Not easy enough? OK, how […]

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