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We like your face. Coupon?

August 18, 2017

Congratulations, you’ve unlocked an email of compliments. Has anyone told you lately that you are really cool? You have great taste in music, a fun name, and pretty ears. We wanted to tell you in person but we chickened out, hence this email. Even when you’re eating a meatball sub, […]

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A Coupon To Prevent The Apocalypse

November 03, 2015

Dear Past Self, This is you from 2124 with an important message: On Friday, November 4th, 2016 at precisely 7:27PM you were going to order potstickers, but had cold cereal instead. This event set off a chain reaction, splitting the space time continuum, causing a post-apocalyptic future where DUMPLINGS DO […]

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