Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

poetry Archive

A Poem About Your Coupon

May 19, 2016

Did you know: There aren’t any famous poems about food delivery. Well, we’re here to change that. *Clears throat* Taco, taco, how your shell crunches. But dumplings exist, so let’s have two lunches. Tikka Masala, then fries and a nap. Ordering every single meal on our poem-writing app. And since we […]

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A Shout Out to Our Awesome Customers

February 26, 2015

We promised, and now we’re going to deliver (GET IT!!!!???). In our last weekly email, we said we’d give a special, custom-made shout-out to anyone who asked us nicely. Well, here it is.  If your name isn’t listed here, don’t worry. We have something special planned, and we highly recommend you […]

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