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No, YOU hang up first (and use this coupon)

April 27, 2018

Don’t turn around, but our crush is right behind you. Seriously–don’t look! They’re hot, perfectly tan, and love ketchup like we do (and ska music). If you’re thinking, Eat24, that’s just a plate of fries… You’re right. We love fries. Can you blame us? Find your own food crush by […]

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Coupon for humburgers

April 05, 2018

Sorry for the inconvenience, but we spilled syrup on our computer this morning. Long story short, we c’nt use the first letter of the @lph@bet. It’s cool, though. We’ll just keep writing ‘bout dumplings, fried chicken, sushi, or pie until we get it fixed. Plus you still get to use […]

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Hello coupon, my old friend

February 08, 2018

While we were digging into our dinner for one last night (tamales, if you were wondering), we came to this conclusion: The only thing better than being home is being home alone. You can wear your pants on your head, interview your cat like you’re Barbara Walters, or crunch chips […]

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A dog wrote this coupon

February 05, 2018

Coming up with coupon codes every week is hard. First, we have to know a good word, then we have to add 24 to the end. Sheesh. So this week, we decided to give the job to a highly-qualified dog. Okay, what really happened was that a dog stepped on […]

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❤️ Couches? ❤️ Garlic Bread?

January 24, 2018

Lately we’ve been getting a lot of questions about couch maintenance and the best way to keep a sofa happy and comfortable. Since nachos taste best when eaten on the couch, here are a couple tips to promote optimal performance: Rotate your cushions once a year (or, just sit on […]

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A Coupon Complimenting Condiments

January 04, 2018

Hey, have you celebrated mustard today? If not, maybe you should cancel your plans, put on some pajamas, and take a mustard journey around the world. American mustard goes perfectly on a corn dog, Chinese mustard on roast duck, German mustard on pretzels, and French mustard on a doily (French […]

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Hail Caesar!

March 07, 2011

The Caesar Salad. Photo by WordRidden Anchovies or not. Chicken or shrimp optional. Cheese, on the side, with zeal or not at all. Croutons  and dresssing mixed in or on the side, as is popular with the ladies these days… Photo by joebeone Traditional or modern. The Caesar Salad is […]

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Lunch Will Never Be The Same Again

February 17, 2011

You’re hungry.  You’re at work.  What do you do? You think about what you want for lunch. Photo by Phillie Casablanca You decide: Do I get someone to grab some food with me? Where am I going? Is it near or far? Pick up or dine in? Photo by Celestah […]

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