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Must Love (Hot) Dogs & Coupons

March 29, 2018

We love puppies. So much so that we decided to write a whole email about our favorite type of dog: the Corn Dog. Only corn dogs are soft and smell like happiness. Only corn dogs look cute with a bit of mustard zig-zagged down their back. And only corn dogs […]

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Life is like a chicken wing. (Coupon)

February 26, 2018

This week is starting with a bang. Emails are piling up, no one made coffee, and you just had a meeting about a future meeting. Yep, it’s shaping up to be a real doozy, but we can make it better. With wings. So make the week great by using this […]

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Coupons Grow On Email Trees

February 23, 2018

Clichés. They’re everywhere. And while some are great, others are a bit outdated. We don’t know about you, but we’ve never cried over spilt milk, had a cat get our tongue, or used laughter as medicine. So, being fans of crispy tortillas and word stuff, we decided to submit a […]

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Get A Coupon And Name A Baby

September 22, 2017

Last Wednesday, our Project Manager, John, made the mistake of asking us to help name his new baby. Here’s what we came up with: Prad Bitt Kumquat Carbonara McParmesan Ol’ Baby Face Wafflaerys. First of her name. Breaker of breakfast. The Unburnt. Melter of butter. Mother of syrup. Cheese Sprankle […]

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Free Cake From Eat24 for Amazon’s Baby Email Mistake

September 20, 2017

Hello! Did Amazon send you an email yesterday telling you someone bought you a gift from your baby registry? Cool! Surprise gift! Except, wait… you don’t have a baby registry… and you’re not having a baby… at least, you’re pretty sure you’re not… wait what is happening WHAT DOES AMAZON […]

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Good Noodles: Your Coupon is Here!

June 01, 2017

Is your name Bill? Will? Billiam? Good news! This week’s coupon is made just for you. For this weekend only, use this code to get $2 off a Bill. Don’t know any Bills? That’s OK because this code is good for $2 off Bobs, Yolandas, and even Carls (but NOT […]

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Schmoupon (It’s a Coupon)

April 27, 2017

Question for people who have listened to music this year: what happened to the keytar? You know, that underrated 80s hybrid instrument that made keyboard players look as cool as guitarists (and helped the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles defeat Shredder in 1991). If you know a good song featuring a […]

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Science Says This Is A Coupon

April 06, 2017

You might know us as people who bring samosas, but we do other stuff too. Like science and napping. In fact, we just completed our latest study: The Yelp Eat24 Theory of Pantslessness. By looking at the above equation we can infer that ordering dumplings without pants to your couch […]

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A Coupon Is (Not) Forever

February 15, 2017

Did you fall in love this week? No? That’s OK because we have some good news. Love is overrated. You know what isn’t? Like. Call us crazy, but how we feel about mac and cheese (which we really, really like) is stronger than how we feel for your coworker’s cardigan […]

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A Coupon For That High Life

December 17, 2015

This email is dedicated to the wild ones. The people who add extra bacon to their burger, guacamole to their nachos, more pork with their ramen. To those who live that add-on lifestyle, we salute you (and give you this coupon). To redeem, tap our gold-plated app, raise your pinkie, […]

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Weekend Coupon: Bwa Bwa Bwa Free Money Bwa Bwa

December 06, 2013

From Charlie Brown’s Parents Bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa Eat24 bwa bwa bwa weekly coupon bwa bwa bwa bwa free egg roll* bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa. Coupon Code: bwa24 Coupons expire but our love for you never does. Need another? Just ask us on Facebook or Twitter. Hungry? Order […]

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Oops there go my pants

Weekend Coupon: Let PayPal Buy You Dinner

November 29, 2013

No Pants Friday Happy No Pants Friday! Wait, what? There’s something else going on today? Some kind of shopping thing? Oh. Weird. OK, well enjoy standing in line for one free Pink Party Yacht with purchase of 5 Barbie Dreamhouses. We’ll just be here in our bunny slippers playing Xbox. […]

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Weekend Coupon: Missed Burrito Connection

November 22, 2013

Craigslist, you’re doing it wrong Finding an apartment is the worst. So many things to consider, right? Rent, neighborhood, proximity to water slide parks… WRONG. When you go to an open house, there’s only one question you need to ask: How many Eat24 restaurants deliver to this address? In fact, […]

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Weekend Coupon: OMG! BFF! LOL!

September 06, 2013

Guess what. You’ll never believe what happened to us at Burning Man. Check this out – we were chilling inside a giant rubber ducky when someone passed us a magic Cronut… then everything got really shiny, and the next thing we knew we were dancing next to a beautiful naked […]

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Weekend Coupon: Feel the Burn, Man

August 30, 2013

No dust wedgies. No sunburns. Still no pants. f you’re reading this, we’re already at Burning Man for the annual gathering of #NoPantsNation on the playa. Will we see you there? No? That’s OK, we get it. It’s soooo far away, and a 16-person tent with a built-in hot tub […]

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Weekend Coupon: Robo Burgers

August 09, 2013

Real beef This week, Science created a fake beef patty so now we can all have burger clones made from cow cells and test tubes all for the low low price of $330,000. Thanks, Science! Don’t get us wrong, you’re cool and all (thank you for The Clapper, motorized self-twirling […]

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Win free pizza by being clever on the internet!

July 24, 2012

Have you ever eaten a slice of pizza and something inside of you just needed to express your happiness? Of course you have, pizza is delicious and we already know how clever and funny you can be. That’s why we started giving away free pizza on the internet through reddit. And […]

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Burger Heaven

December 03, 2010

Grilled, fried, even baked burgers, with bacon, cheddar, Swiss, American, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, ketchup, mustard, mayo, you name it.. I love them all!!!! Juicy, hot, on a lightly toasted bun, fried onions, fried mushrooms, raw onions, bring on the toppings! Thick of the grill is my favorite of all! Do […]

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Winter Colds and Eat24Hours

December 03, 2010

Winter time is famous for their share of winter colds. The chills, the fevers, and the plain feel like someone ran over you with a semi feeling. You don’t want to cook, you don’t want to move and you definitely don’t want to talk to anyone… you want to be […]

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