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An Important Message About Pants

January 10, 2018

Has anyone told you how great your jeans look? And those khakis? Amazing. But what if we told you wearing pants actually destroys them? Terrifying, right? Don’t worry, we have a solution: Don’t wear them. Yup. Choosing a no pants lifestyle is the easiest way to increase the lifespan of […]

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A Commencement Speech by Eat24

May 29, 2017

Hello, Class of 2017, teachers, parents, and fellow chipotle mayonnaise enthusiasts! Thanks for inviting us to speak today. We are honored to be here at [insert fancy university name here] and excited to congratulate you on all your achievements, especially your woo hoo-ing skills [pause for probably at least 15 minutes of […]


Let Google Buy You Some Fries

November 22, 2013

No Pants. No Problem. Hi, it’s Eat24. We are not creepily stalking your inbox. We just thought you might like to know that the Eat24 Android app now supports Google Wallet. That’s right! One less reason to wear pants.Even better news: You get $5 off* your Eat24 order when you use Google […]


Weekend Coupon: Outside is for Chumps

November 01, 2013

Outside. Why? We all have our reasons for not leaving the house. Weather. Bears. A clinical phobia or whatever. If you’re reading this right now, you’re an Eat24 VIP, which means you’re probably just trying to avoid paparazzi. No matter your excuse for camping out in that pillow fort safe […]


Weekend Coupon: Stick it to Pants

May 03, 2013

Happy No Pants Day. It’s the first Friday of May, National No Pants Day, which means the rest of the country is finally discovering what you already know – when you eat without pants, all food is comfort food. Are you down with the lifestyle? Of course you are. You’re […]


10 Pant Alternatives to Celebrate National No Pants Day

May 01, 2013

This Friday marks the 15th anniversary of No Pants Day. We here at Eat24, believe that every day should be no pants day, especially when you order food delivery online. We want to remind you that even though pants are not allowed this weekend, there are many fashionable, yet highly […]


Weekend Coupon: Vote, For A Stronger Baconomy

November 02, 2012

Hungry?   Vote Eat24 and Say ‘Yes’ to No Pants Our fellow Americans, as you step into the voting booth on Tuesday, we ask you to think about this: What have your pants done for you? They may keep your legs warm on occasion and make certain social situations less […]


Free Olympic Onion Rings. Enjoy the Games.

July 27, 2012

Celebrate the triumph of the human body, mind, and spirit by watching others do all the work. Trouble viewing? Mobile Version Hungry? Go for the Gold. Deep fried gold. Munch fish and chips while watching swimming, snack on pizza while Italians pole vault, lift a 1lb. burger to your pie […]

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