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DJ Coupon (feat. Wonton)

May 25, 2017

Uncomfortable truth: footlong hot dogs are rarely exactly one foot in length. Which got us thinking, why do we measure things in body parts? There has to be a better way. Consider this: our desk is four churros tall, our hand is three tater tots wide, and this email is […]

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Vote For A Coupon This Weekend

July 16, 2015

Should we give you a coupon this weekend? We can’t decide, so we’ll let you vote. Click “Order Now” for Yes, and “Delete” for No. If you’re still reading this, we’ll assume that you are pro-coupon. Use the code below when you order with our pro-pot stickers app to get […]

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Use This Coupon or Ruin Dave’s Birthday

March 19, 2015

Like pizza with a huge circumference? Good, because today is Dave (from Accounting)’s birthday and his only wish is for a math-themed email. In honor of our favorite human calculator, here are the 5 greatest math equations: 1. Salad + Fried Chicken – Salad = Perfect 2. 10:1 = optimal […]

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Top Keyword Search on EAT24? Domino’s

February 05, 2015

  Hi Domino’s. Have you been working out? You look great! OK, we’re not actually here to blow smoke up your ventilation hood. Just wanted to share some facts with you. Let us show you one of the sexiest things a giant pizza chain can see, hard data. We recently […]

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Solve For X, Where X= A Coupon

November 20, 2014

Hungry? To get this weekend’s coupon code, solve for Pi(z)²a: Two delivery drivers are traveling to your door. One has Chicken Tikka Masala and is riding a unicorn at an average speed of 24 mph. The other is driving a pretty sweet wiener-mobile at 35 mph carrying two Meat Lover’s […]

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