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A Coupon For Your Future Soul Mate

September 08, 2016

Life is full of important questions: Is this shirt too wrinkly to wear in public? What is the string theory and does it relate to cheese? Where can I find my soulmate? We can’t help you find true love, but we can help you find real pizza, which is pretty […]

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Ask Eat24: Dating Advice for Taco Lovers

November 11, 2013

  In case you didn’t know, our pimp hand is strong. With the ladies, with the gentleman, with the inflatable pool toys we keep in our kitchen. We’ve got the moves that make the living and the inanimate swoon. The best part? We want to help you bring your pimp […]

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