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How to Choose the Best Mascot for Your Campaign

August 11, 2017

Why hello, you look like someone who’s considering a mascot for your next marketing campaign, sporting event, or quinceañera. You came to the right place. At Eat24, we don’t just deliver food–we are also an unofficial mascot-testing consultancy. That means we do the dirty work for you to find the […]

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How We Killed Our Twitter Engagement in 5 minutes

December 07, 2016

Marketers take note: Do not let a turkey take over your Twitter account. Listen, we know what you’re thinking: But Eat24, I get messages every day from turkeys claiming they can boost my engagement 900% and help me get millions of new followers in just a few hours. First of […]

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One Stupid Coupon To Increase Your Twitter Followers

October 13, 2016

In life, we’re all just searching for answers. How many is too many potstickers? How do I get more Twitter followers? What song goes, “ba dada dada da da da da (ba dada)”? How can I save $2* on dinner? Well, we have your answers. 32. Read this case study. […]

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Five Reasons Your Twitter Strategy Will Fail

October 13, 2016

There are literally millions of articles on the Internet with ways to increase followers, boost engagement, and explode your ROI, but only we can tell you 5 reasons your Twitter strategy will fail: You Are Not A Potato   That’s right. For reasons we will explain later (that probably won’t […]

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Eat24: Life Without Facebook

May 01, 2014

Hey guys, As you might have heard, we recently closed our Facebook page. No big deal. Just your average love story: Brand meets social media platform, falls head over heels… then one day the spark is gone so the brand writes a dramatic breakup blog and emails it to a […]

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Customers React to Eat24’s Bear Dick Apology

March 11, 2014

So, did we ever tell you about that one time we accidentally showed a bear penis on TV, felt bad about it, and then sent an apology because even though we totally didn’t do it on purpose, we knew bear penis wasn’t exactly appetizing. Good times, right? Little did we realize that […]

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Eat24 Broke Tinder

March 04, 2014

Yeah, so… we broke Tinder. Not sure what happened. All we wanted to do was find happiness for all the egg rolls in the world just waiting for the right mouth to come along. Then one thing led to another, and now we’re locked out of our account. OK, we […]

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Eat24 Put A Bear Penis on TV, By Accident

February 20, 2014

Who doesn’t love bears? They’re fuzzy, love food, and take month-long naps. Due to our mutual appreciation of laziness and sashimi salmon, we thought it would make sense to put a handsome, totally amazing bear in Eat24’s current commercial campaign. Just think, if we found the right one, he could […]

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YouTube Marketing: You’re Doing it Wrong

February 04, 2014

Pop Quiz: How many times have you hopped on YouTube and thought, “I don’t care what I watch, so long as I get to see a commercial about the leather interior and smooth breaks of a mid-range sedan”? The answer is approximately never. That’s because it’s sort of a dirty […]

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How to Advertise on a Porn Website


Driving Conversions on a Budget: Eat24’s All Natural Ad Enhancement Hi, we’re Eat24. If you already know us – hey sexy, welcome back, looking good. If you’re new, let’s catch you up: Eat24 is the Internet’s favorite food delivery app and website. The first rule of Eat24 Club used to […]

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Funny Food

May 10, 2011

“Don’t Play with your food.” That’s a sentence everybody heard during childhood. Guess they were wrong..! There are people actually making a profit on this.

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