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No, YOU hang up first (and use this coupon)

April 27, 2018

Don’t turn around, but our crush is right behind you. Seriously–don’t look! They’re hot, perfectly tan, and love ketchup like we do (and ska music). If you’re thinking, Eat24, that’s just a plate of fries… You’re right. We love fries. Can you blame us? Find your own food crush by […]

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A Collection Of Angry Comments About Eat24 Emails

December 07, 2017

  Did you know we read (and reply) to every single email we receive? Some people say they love us. Some think we’re kinda funny. Most think we’re really, really stupid. And that’s OK, because your comments make us better. Just take a look at some recent feedback: Note: To […]

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HOT Single Coupon Seeking Tummy

November 03, 2017

Do ever wonder about the one that got away? We sure do. So when one of our readers wrote this missed connection, we offered to help spread the word: You: Saucy pizza riding the J train Friday night. You were right between the guy playing bagpipes and yogurt lady Me: […]

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I <3 My Restaurant Contest: Send Love and Win $250

August 23, 2017

Consider this: When you’re hungry, busy, tired, or deep in season two of Planet Earth, who do you turn to? Obviously, the people who bring you delicious food, always get your order right, and arrive at your door with a smile. So this week, we’re helping you return some of […]

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A Man, A Plan, A Coupan (Coupon)

June 22, 2017

  Looking for a coupon? We’ll get to it in a second. First, a love story. A few weeks ago, our designer fell for the man pictured above. They both enjoy minimalist decor, warm drinks, and getting lost in each others’ eyes. It just works. The only problem is, he’s […]

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A Coupon Is (Not) Forever

February 15, 2017

Did you fall in love this week? No? That’s OK because we have some good news. Love is overrated. You know what isn’t? Like. Call us crazy, but how we feel about mac and cheese (which we really, really like) is stronger than how we feel for your coworker’s cardigan […]

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America’s Top 20 Breakup Foods

February 15, 2017

  Happy National Singles Awareness Day (officially recognized on February 15th, but as a strong independent food delivery app who don’t need no man, we believe every day is a good day to love yourself). Whether you’re newly single or usually single, no one likes a breakup. We know. We’ve […]

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Penne alla Coupon

January 19, 2017

Show of hands, how many of you have taken love advice from a fortune cookie? Your horoscope? A daisy? Be honest. If you want to let unqualified strangers help you make serious life decisions, you’re in luck. Our latest edition of Ask Eat24 is hot off the (panini) press. Along […]

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Ask Yelp Eat24: Advice for Tater Tot Lovers

January 17, 2017

Send us your questions about love, life, and pizza toppings. We’ll draw diagrams if necessary.   Dear Yelp Eat24, My girlfriend is acting distant lately. When I ask if she wants to order chicken tikka masala she says “Uh, sure.” When I ask if she wants to order chow mein […]

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Science Says Pizza Makes People Want to Have Sex

October 17, 2016

  Science has finally confirmed what everyone else knew all along: Pizza makes people feel sexy. We did some research (ok, we made Dave from Accounting and a few other nerds do it) and talked to 2,000 people about how they get their partner in the mood for lovin’. The […]

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A Coupon For Sports and Not Sports

February 04, 2016

We’re tired of people telling us what we should and shouldn’t be doing for “The Big Game.” Eat fries! Watch puppies! Don’t wear purple! Whatever. We respect your intelligence too much to tell you chicken wings taste good with football, but we do have a few things to say about […]

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Yelp Eat24 Makes It Official With A Coupon

January 14, 2016

Can you believe it’s been a whole year since we got married to our better half, Yelp (AKA Yelpy-Boo AKA 5-Star Wifey/Hubby/Non-Gendered Online Company)? We couldn’t ask for a better partner. Sure we may have silly arguments from time to time (they want Burmese, we want Thai), but we can […]

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A Love Note From Eat24 To Customers

December 31, 2015

Hey. We love you. Really. We don’t tell you enough, but we love you more than we ever knew a food delivery app was capable of loving. You have your choice of internet-make-food-happen services, but you choose us. Thank you for being a beautiful, amazing, hungry human being and the […]

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A Shout Out to Our Awesome Customers

February 26, 2015

We promised, and now we’re going to deliver (GET IT!!!!???). In our last weekly email, we said we’d give a special, custom-made shout-out to anyone who asked us nicely. Well, here it is.  If your name isn’t listed here, don’t worry. We have something special planned, and we highly recommend you […]

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1st Comes Love, 2nd Comes Marriage, 3rd Comes Coupons

February 12, 2015

STOP THE INTERNET: We have an announcement: EAT24 and Yelp got married! No, we didn’t run away to Vegas or anything. We had a quiet little ceremony here in San Francisco. Charmin was the ring bearer, Skittles gave a really nice toast, and Beyoncé performed at the reception. And now… […]

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Weekend Coupon: We broke Tinder

March 07, 2014

Tacos need love too So we broke Tinder. Not sure what happened. All we wanted to do was find happiness for all the cheeseburgers in the world just waiting for the right mouth to come along. Garlic fries longing for a hug. Wonton soup in need of a good spoon. […]

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Ask Eat24: Dating Advice for Taco Lovers

November 11, 2013

  In case you didn’t know, our pimp hand is strong. With the ladies, with the gentleman, with the inflatable pool toys we keep in our kitchen. We’ve got the moves that make the living and the inanimate swoon. The best part? We want to help you bring your pimp […]

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Weekly Coupon: The Match.com of Food

February 15, 2013

Get some tonight. Well, it happened again. Whether you called it Valentine’s Day, Single Awareness Day, or Thursday, we can all agree that it wasn’t nearly as fun as all-you-can-eat taco night. But we’re here to help. Plenty of websites can bring two people together for some good sexy times, […]

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15 Foods That Get You In The Mood

February 11, 2013

It’s the most romantic time of year, or the time we’re most aware that we might have one too many cats, and as always we want to help you be as romantic as possible. Even if you’re not really into that whole romance thing, we want to feed your mojo […]

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