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April 13, 2018

Welcome to the first day of Eat24 University. Today we’ll be talking about Nü Grammar. What’s that? It’s something we made up while waiting for samosas to be delivered. It works like this: Rule 1: Use exclamation marks instead of commas. Example: I like fries! Nachos! And breadsticks! Rule 2: […]

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September 29, 2017

Hello email reader, This is email writer. It’s been a while since we’ve heard from you. Need anything written this weekend? How about a letter of recommendation? Perfect for job recruiters, blind dates, or anyone who doesn’t know about your great smile, sauce-dipping skills, and all-around good person-ness. Drop us […]

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