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A $2 coupon walks into an email…

June 15, 2018

Who likes dumb jokes, can eat a whole pizza, and always misplaces their glasses? If you guessed the writers at Eat24, you’re correct. To be fair, we didn’t get this cool without some help from Dad, who always set a good example and gave us money for that pizza. So […]

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Pour Some Gravy Over This Coupon

November 23, 2017

Dave in Accounting had a “great” idea to make an email with “cool” Thanksgiving puns. So, here you go: Gourd morning! Just a reminder, the tur-KEY to a cran-MERRY Thanksgiving is side dishes. But be sure to eat cornu-COPIOUS amounts of stuffing, save a gob-BOWL of cranberry sauce, and if […]

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A Disappearing Coupon

October 27, 2017

Ready to learn some Halloween vocabulary? oooooo: The sound a ghost makes ooooOOOO: The sound a ghost makes when it’s getting closer OoOoOoOo: The sound a ghost makes on a rollercoaster OoOoOoOoh: The sound of a ghost having an epiphany hoooOooOoo: The sound an owl ghost makes Now that you’re […]

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5 Ways To Avoid The Stale Donut In Your Office

October 05, 2017

Picture this hypothetical situation that definitely doesn’t happen to us: Your coworker brings in donuts every Friday and you only eat three. Come Monday, you go into work and see that familiar pink box still sitting in the kitchen. There’s a maple bar inside (your favorite) and it looks good. […]

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Are you there? It’s me, Coupon.

December 22, 2016

Hey, this is Chris. I’m the last one in the office this week, so I’m writing this email to pass the time. Is anyone even reading this? Probably not. I’m so bored I just named all the office chairs (Blinky, Ol’ Three Leg, and Clyde). Got a good knock knock joke? […]

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Your 24,000 Egg Rolls And A Coupon

April 01, 2016

Thank you food lover, Yelp Eat24 has received your order for 24,000 egg rolls. Your food is about to get cooking. Now sit back, relax, and prepare to have your entire house filled with the scent of fried goodness… because 24,000 is kind of a lot of egg rolls. DELIVERY […]

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Eat24 Customers Tell the Best Jokes

October 08, 2015

  What do you call someone with egg rolls in their ears? Anything you want, they can’t hear you. #Sorry A few weeks ago, we asked a lot from our tweeters/readers. We asked for jokes (funny ones). And you sent them. From the amazing to the meh, we heard you. […]

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Eat24 Trolled By Its Own Customers

March 24, 2014

Hungry People Tell the Dirtiest Jokes All we wanted was to make the collective mouth of the Internet even happier. Let’s find out what the people want, we thought. Operation: Butt Groove needs some scientific data to improve its efficiencies…or something. So we made a super serious survey and asked […]

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Eat24 Shutdown Prank: We’re SorryNotSorry

October 07, 2013

So… guess the Internet can’t take a joke. Here’s what happened. We sent this amazing little email poking fun at the Government shutdown with a coupon to order delivery for the weekend.   HA! Isn’t it funny, we all said. Aren’t we so clever and topical, we all said (while laughing […]

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