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Shoop Shoop Coupon

September 29, 2017

Hello email reader, This is email writer. It’s been a while since we’ve heard from you. Need anything written this weekend? How about a letter of recommendation? Perfect for job recruiters, blind dates, or anyone who doesn’t know about your great smile, sauce-dipping skills, and all-around good person-ness. Drop us […]


Thanks For Applying, Here’s A Coupon

May 13, 2016

OOPS. Were you looking for 8 Tips for Totally Nailing Your Yelp Eat24 Interview ? <— Right there   Thank you for your interest in becoming Vice President of Egg Rolls at Yelp Eat24. This email is to confirm that we have received your application. While we review your resume/order history to […]


Get Yourself a J-O-B and a Coupon

June 18, 2015

  Wanna get paid in egg rolls? Good. Apparently Tina (from HR) is too busy enforcing Eat24’s strict no pants policy to hire a Sales Executive… which means we get to do the hiring for her! The most important qualifications are 1) you’re our friend 2) you love French Toast. […]


Dear Headhunters, F*** You

September 22, 2014

A letter from the CEO of EAT24: Dear Headhunters, Fuck you. Now that I got that off my chest, let me explain. Everything about your industry is ridiculous. Your job is to find people who are already employed, take them and put them in a different job so you can […]

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