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Visionary. Groundbreaking. Coupon-y.

October 06, 2017

Welcome to the Eat24 TECH-Tech Event Hoo-Ha 2017. Before we dive into the latest and greatest in food technology, we want to give a shout out to the dreamers who brought us innovations like dual HD cameras, absolutely no ports at all, and the ability to unlock your phone with […]


Our Stand-Up Routine + A Coupon

August 27, 2015

This week’s email has been brought to you by Patty Melts and the letter C (as in Cheese). But before we get to the coupon, here’s a joke: An iPhone and Android user walk into a bar… Just kidding, the real joke didn’t begin until the Windows Phone showed up. […]

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Eat24 Study: iPhone Users are Healthier than Android Users

August 25, 2015

A report conducted, written, and produced by Eat24. Yes, the same Eat24 that brought you such reports as Porn, What is it Good For?, Life without Facebook and something about a bear’s manhood. Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger. PlayStation vs. Xbox. Batman vs. Superman. Star Wars vs. Star Trek. These debates are […]


Eat24 Already Optimized for Leaked iPhone 6s

July 23, 2015

What’s the best thing about the future? Obviously Dippin’ Dots, hoverboards, & world peace are the top 3. But the 4th best thing? The iPhone 6S, duh! Seriously, we heard it’s going to be a combination of The Jetsons, The Matrix, and the crazy flying telephone booth stuff they do […]


Top 10 Portable Foods

April 16, 2013

If you’re like us, and by us we mean an incredibly good-looking bacon lover, then you’re always on the go. This on-demand lifestyle means everything we do must be portable. With smart phones, tablets, and other portable devices, you’re never more than seconds away from being able to watch the […]


Free Fried Banana and Disco Ball

September 14, 2012

Hungry?   If there were a guest list, you and your food would be on it. Right this way, gorgeous. This is Eat24, where the VIP Lounge comes to you. So put down the hair gel, trade your stilettos for bunny slippers, and place that lovely behind in the perfectly […]

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