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A $2 coupon walks into an email…

June 15, 2018

Who likes dumb jokes, can eat a whole pizza, and always misplaces their glasses? If you guessed the writers at Eat24, you’re correct. To be fair, we didn’t get this cool without some help from Dad, who always set a good example and gave us money for that pizza. So […]

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Coupon & Gift For Delivery Drivers

December 21, 2017

Fact: Delivery drivers are the best. Other Fact: Not enough people give them presents. It’s sad but true. And since they say you should be the change you want to see in the world, we decided to make a list of great gifts you can get for the special delivery […]

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Yak Facts & Yak Stats & Yak Hats

July 25, 2017

To get you acquainted with the glorious animal that is the yak, here are 10 useful facts and reasons why they could never be replaced (especially by manatees). Our yak fact-checker is on vacation, so if you find any questionable information, please write it down on a piece of paper, slip it […]

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Are you there? It’s me, Coupon.

December 22, 2016

Hey, this is Chris. I’m the last one in the office this week, so I’m writing this email to pass the time. Is anyone even reading this? Probably not. I’m so bored I just named all the office chairs (Blinky, Ol’ Three Leg, and Clyde). Got a good knock knock joke? […]

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How We Killed Our Twitter Engagement in 5 minutes

December 07, 2016

Marketers take note: Do not let a turkey take over your Twitter account. Listen, we know what you’re thinking: But Eat24, I get messages every day from turkeys claiming they can boost my engagement 900% and help me get millions of new followers in just a few hours. First of […]

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Eat24’s 2016 Holiday Wishlist

December 21, 2015

“Riding through the snow, on a one horseradish sleigh, eating lots of pho, food coma on the way!” Oh, sorry, we didn’t notice you there, we were just finishing up our Christmas Wishlist this year and we want to share it with you. So put on some wool socks, make […]

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A Coupon, Plus Our Holiday Wishlist

December 21, 2015

We’re sending this email early because it contains our carefully crafted holiday wish list* and we wanted to give all you beautiful people plenty of time (lol, three days) to pick out the perfect gift for us. Oh, we also wanted to give you an early coupon. Hooray! To use […]

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Stocking Stuffers for the Extremely Lazy – Holiday eCards

December 12, 2012

The holidays are full of so many special memories. Like your uncle having one too many glasses of eggnog and telling your cousin that Santa’s a real big jerk. Or that time you mistook poison oak for mistletoe and caused an outbreak of kissing related rashes at your company’s holiday […]

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Weekend Coupon: Free Mistletoe Kisses

December 07, 2012

Hungry? Happy Freakin’ Holidays. It’s the first week of December and you’re already sick of “Jingle Bells,” shopping, and Santa’s impending judgment of your life choices (Santa, we swear had NO idea that was Mrs. Claus at the club the other night). As for Eat24, we know if you’ve been […]

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