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Coupon for humburgers

April 05, 2018

Sorry for the inconvenience, but we spilled syrup on our computer this morning. Long story short, we c’nt use the first letter of the @lph@bet. It’s cool, though. We’ll just keep writing ‘bout dumplings, fried chicken, sushi, or pie until we get it fixed. Plus you still get to use […]

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A fabulous day for a coupon

February 19, 2018

Some people (Zoolander, Beyoncé, Sailor Moon when she transforms) are just naturally fabulous. To be more fabulous in life (not just at bringing you fries), we asked the internet and found these tips: Wear more sequins. We know what you’re thinking–yes, cake sprinkles count. Be a cat. That means upping […]

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❤️ Couches? ❤️ Garlic Bread?

January 24, 2018

Lately we’ve been getting a lot of questions about couch maintenance and the best way to keep a sofa happy and comfortable. Since nachos taste best when eaten on the couch, here are a couple tips to promote optimal performance: Rotate your cushions once a year (or, just sit on […]

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10 Snack Flavors That Should Never Exist

December 14, 2017

If you’ve gone outside lately (which we don’t advise but sometimes happens), you might have seen some new snack flavors. Blueberry-blasted cinnamon cereal, chili cheese corn dog twists, red velvet cheesecake, cookies, ice cream, and anything else that can be red velvetized (which is everything). So to stay on top […]

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Eat24 Super Specific Terrific Gift Guide

December 12, 2017

Holiday shopping can be so stressful. There’s the clicking on things part, and then there’s the clicking on other things part, and then sometimes there’s even more clicking. Ugh! Seriously, who has time to get past page 2 of the search results anyway? Not us. That’s why we’re sharing our […]

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10 Cute Animals With A Criminal Record

November 15, 2017

We here at Eat24 are purveyors of delicious food, cheesy puns, and cute animals. It’s what we do. That’s why we need to warn the Eat24 community about criminals posing as cute animals. Be on the lookout for these ten cold-blooded outlaws. This fetching sloth.    Cuteness Rating: 😙😙😙😙😙😙😙 Criminal […]

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Quick, Name This Baby

November 08, 2017

Babies. They’re coming. Specifically, the baby of our project manager John. And while John’s great at spreadsheets, bullet points, and whiteboard drawings, we thought he could use some advice in the naming department. So we asked the experts (our readers) to suggest ideas, and you guys gave us some gems. […]

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14 Halloween Fails To Make You Feel Better

October 26, 2017

Halloween is just around the corner, and you know what that means? That’s right, candied apples, popcorn balls, and non-stop horror movies. But if you ask us, the best part of Halloween is the inevitable DIY Halloween treat videos, not for the delicious outcome, but the hilarious attempts. Don’t get us […]

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We’re Already Over This Monday (Gif Party)

September 18, 2017

Did you wear different colored socks this morning, leave your lunch at home, or forget your meeting notes? If so, please sign our petition to rename Monday “Make It Work Day.” Once it becomes official, it will be totally cool to eat Cheetos at 10am, forget the new guy’s name, […]

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15 Restaurants With Wacky Names (But Good Food)

August 31, 2017

We love all our restaurants, but we especially love these 15 restaurants for giving themselves names that, um, stand out. It just goes to show, no matter how wacky the name, you’ll make it far if you serve great food. 1. Absolutely Phobulous | West Hollywood, CA We’ve got a soft spot […]

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A Monday (Gif Party) Welcome

August 21, 2017

Hi friends, welcome to another edition of Monday morning, brought to you by the letter ZzzzZzz, the number 83.2. (the most depressing number according to our data) and the word “coffee.” We’ve already used that word five times today. We’ve gathered some nice, and not so nice gifs to help you […]

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Yet Another Monday Gif Party

August 14, 2017

The best part about Monday’s are the 6 days in between them, except maybe Wednesday. Wednesday is like mid-week Monday. In light of the gloominess that is the big M, we’ve gathered some of the internet’s best .gifs. So sit back, press play, and let it all slide away…for at […]

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Hello Monday (GIF Party) My Old Friend

August 07, 2017

Hello Monday my old friend, the weekend’s come and gone again. Because I know that I was sleeping, watching tv or eating. And the dumplings that was planted on my plate, don’t remain. This is the sound…of Monday. Just press play, sing along to the boys, and enjoy this gif party. […]

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XXL Monday Gif Party

June 26, 2017

It’s time to face the Monday. To give ourselves a reality check, we checked the latest polls to see what people want. And according to the numbers, they want A) Less Mondays and B) More GIFs. We can only help with the second thing, so here’s 230% MORE GIFs than […]

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Today is the first (Mon)day of the rest of your life

June 19, 2017

You know the old adage “Today is the first day of the rest of your life.” We’re all for positivity, giving it your all and all that jazz, but could that day not be a Monday? Maybe Monday can be like, the 3rd day for the rest of your life. […]

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Eat24 Dad Joke Contest Winners REVEALED

June 15, 2017

A few weeks back, we kicked off a contest looking for the world’s very best/worst dad joke. And boy did we get them. 617,000,000 (give or take a few 0) glorious dad joke entries. We gathered a panel of dads, grads, moms, humans and even a porcupine or two (porcupines […]

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Monday, Oh Monday: An Eat24 Gif Party

June 12, 2017

Oh Monday where art thou? Oh, right here! Sneaky ol’ Monday almost caught us off our guard. In honor of having good reflexes, here are some gifs of the quickest reactions around. Enjoy the gif party.  So sit back, press play, and enjoy. Ouch. What are those? Nice catch! Not […]

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Win $100 from Eat24 For Your Best (Worst) Dad Joke

June 01, 2017

Dad Joke [dad jōk] noun Something our father would say to make us laugh at him, not with him. Usually clean, corny and cheesy (but not in the good ways). The most groan-tastic way to win $100 in food delivery from Eat24 Examples: Why is it easy to stuff a […]

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