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I <3 My Restaurant Contest: Send Love and Win $250

August 23, 2017

Consider this: When you’re hungry, busy, tired, or deep in season two of Planet Earth, who do you turn to? Obviously, the people who bring you delicious food, always get your order right, and arrive at your door with a smile. So this week, we’re helping you return some of […]

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Good Noodles: Your Coupon is Here!

June 01, 2017

Is your name Bill? Will? Billiam? Good news! This week’s coupon is made just for you. For this weekend only, use this code to get $2 off a Bill. Don’t know any Bills? That’s OK because this code is good for $2 off Bobs, Yolandas, and even Carls (but NOT […]

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Science Says This Is A Coupon

April 06, 2017

You might know us as people who bring samosas, but we do other stuff too. Like science and napping. In fact, we just completed our latest study: The Yelp Eat24 Theory of Pantslessness. By looking at the above equation we can infer that ordering dumplings without pants to your couch […]

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Free Slurpee! Free Coupon!

July 11, 2014

Wait… is today the 11th? FINALLY. Free Slurpee Day! OK, forget about this email. Go to the nearest 7-eleven right now. We’ll wait. Still there? Yeah, we know. It’s the weekend and you just perfected that butt groove in the couch, so why move? If only a certain Slurpee making […]

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Weekend Coupon: Munchie Timer

May 09, 2014

The clock is ticking Take your fancy watch and throw it in the garbage. Well, OK. Don’t actually do that. Recycle it, or trade it in for a leather massage hammock or something. The point is, you won’t be needing it anymore because we put a timer in our app. […]

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Weekend Coupon: Dave the Accountant

April 25, 2014

Hello World Hello. This is Dave from Accounting. You probably know me as the guy you’ve never heard of. That’s ok. The Eat24 writers lost a bet and now I get to write this week’s coupon email.  I’d like to take this opportunity to get a few things off my […]

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Weekend Coupon: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert & Eat24

April 11, 2014

We need your support Do you accept bribes? Good. Keep reading. So Stephen Colbert is taking over for David Letterman. The bad news is we didn’t get the host job. The good news is he’s gonna need a sidekick… and we’re perfect for it! Think about it: we can tell […]

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Weekend Coupon: Amazon Wishlist

April 04, 2014

You guys are so sweet   You guys! We’re so flattered. Lately we’ve been getting lots of emails from customers saying stuff like, “Hey Eat24. You’re always giving out coupons, making delicious food happen, and randomly tweeting at me to say my hair looks good today. How can I thank […]

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Weekend Coupon: Recipe For Lazy

March 14, 2014

This one is top-rated Hungry? Good. Normally we don’t do this, but we’d like to share our favorite recipe with you this weekend. Hey, wait! Where are you going? Hear us out. Ready? OK: – 2 cups Netflix – 4 Tbs butt-groove – ½ cup cat videos – 0 pants […]

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Weekend Coupon: Sorry America

February 21, 2014

We’d like to apologize Hi, it’s Eat24. We just want to take the opportunity of this weekly coupon email to say to all of our loyal customers, we’re sorry. Recently, Eat24 aired a commercial on TV that some people might find offensive. We messed up, and we accept full responsibility […]

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Weekend Coupon: Another Stupid Coupon

January 31, 2014

We suck At writing emails. We just re-read last week’s coupon email and we gotta say… wow. How do you guys make it through these things? Who do we think we are? Will the world explode if we make fewer than 75 pop culture references in one paragraph? The answer […]

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Weekend Coupon: Get Your Free Candy™

January 24, 2014

Can we talk about the amazing week that weed is having? First, it gets some major love from the Commander in Chief himself, Barack Obama. Then the Broncos and Seahawks win a trip to the Super Bowl after their home states legalize marijuana. High five, weed! And they said you […]

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Don’t Read This: Not A Coupon

January 17, 2014

Don’t read this. What are you doing? We told you not to read this. OK, fine. You’re an adult and you do what you want. You eat pancakes for dinner and ice cream for breakfast. Respect. But seriously, whatever you do, do not use this coupon* when you order from […]

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Weekend Coupon: Pay With Egg Rolls

January 10, 2014

One Weird Way to Get Rich How does it feel to be one of the smartest people on the Internet? Pretty good, right? Yeah, we thought so. Since you’re a genius, we know you haven’t wasted your time with all these cryptocurrencies everyone is talking about like Bitcoin, Dogecoin, or […]

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Weekend Coupon: Cheese Ball Drop

January 03, 2014

3-2-1… Coupon! Guess what we learned on New Year’s Eve? No, not self control. Countdowns are awesome! Seriously, why do we only count backwards once a year? Since we love counting down (and descending numbers make us crave graham cracker crust key lime pie for some reason), we put a […]

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Top 10 Reasons 2013 Kicked Ass

December 26, 2013

This year was #$&%ing awesome, and we couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you for being hungry. Thank you for spreading the love. Thank you for being the best damn customers an app could ask for. If SportsCenter did an Eat24 Top 10 of 2013, it’d go something like […]

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Weekend Coupon: T’was the Coupon Before X-Mas

December 20, 2013

Merry Mother-In-Law This week we’d love to tell you the perfect recipe for gingerbread waffles (add 1 cup eggnog to 1 cup brandy, stir, order waffles online) or explain to you that the only thing we want for Christmas is world peace… and an industrial-sized margarita machine, but we have […]

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PayPal Had The Munchies, So We Hooked It Up

December 19, 2013

We’re on a mission to take office lunches to the next level. And we’re not all talk. We put our money where our mouth would be if apps had mouths. Take last week, when we let our besties at PayPal try out our new Shared Cart feature. We did it partially because they’re […]

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Weekend Coupon: Bacon Alarm Clocks

December 13, 2013

Just Five More Minutes… Wait… What time is it? Are you kidding?! We thought this new Pandora alarm clock feature was supposed to revolutionize waking up. Now instead of early rising to the sweet sounds of our Toni Braxton station, we’re stuck with only five minutes to finish this email. […]

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Weekend Coupon: Bwa Bwa Bwa Free Money Bwa Bwa

December 06, 2013

From Charlie Brown’s Parents Bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa Eat24 bwa bwa bwa weekly coupon bwa bwa bwa bwa free egg roll* bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa. Coupon Code: bwa24 Coupons expire but our love for you never does. Need another? Just ask us on Facebook or Twitter. Hungry? Order […]

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