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Today’s Weather Report: Soupy

February 01, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: At 6:07 AM the morning of February 1st, the Goulash Gopher was reported leaving his cave in search of saltine crackers. Eyewitnesses say the gopher saw his own shadow, shivered, put on slippers, and returned to his dwelling muttering something about the weather. You know what that means? […]

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