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A $2 coupon walks into an email…

June 15, 2018

Who likes dumb jokes, can eat a whole pizza, and always misplaces their glasses? If you guessed the writers at Eat24, you’re correct. To be fair, we didn’t get this cool without some help from Dad, who always set a good example and gave us money for that pizza. So […]

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Do You Want A Coupon? Spell Bruschetta.

May 25, 2018

To help you prepare for Ms. Reynold’s Fifth Grade Spelling Bee, we’ve prepared these tricky words to get your vowels and consonants in check. Please review: T-I-R-A-M-I-S-U B-E-I-G-N-E-T Q-U-I-N-O-A D-O-N-T-T-O-U-C-H-M-Y-P-I-Z-Z-A The best way to prepare is to use this code for $2 off your order of $15+ on the app […]

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Your Coupon for Plant Appreciation Day

May 18, 2018

Happy Plant Appreciation Day! To celebrate the best photosynthesizers in your life, join us in honoring them with a spritz of H₂O, a pat on the leaf, or playing their favorite album (soothing rain sounds). Don’t have a plant? You can still enjoy all the gifts they contribute, such as […]

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Your Wish for a Coupon Came True

April 20, 2018

Close your eyes. Actually, leave them open (it’s kinda hard to read with your eyes closed). Breathe deep and think of your greatest dream. Now, blow on the dandelion above and make a wish. Hooray! Your wish came true (assuming you wished for $3 off an order of $15+ from […]

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A Coupon To Get You Ready for Starch Madness 2k18

March 23, 2018

Are you only interested in dunking if it involves mozzarella sticks and marinara? Is double-dipping worse than double-dribbling? Do curly fries make you happy? If you answered yes, please join us in celebrating Starch Madness. Your favorite carbs will be duking it out to see who’s the all-time champion. Will […]

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66 New Clichés To Make Life More Fun

February 14, 2018

Clichés are so outdated. No one ever gets as mad as a wet hen. No one puts the cart before the horse because no one owns carts or horses (besides the super rich). And no one, and we mean no one, waits for ink to dry because pens are lame […]

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Today’s Weather Report: Soupy

February 01, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: At 6:07 AM the morning of February 1st, the Goulash Gopher was reported leaving his cave in search of saltine crackers. Eyewitnesses say the gopher saw his own shadow, shivered, put on slippers, and returned to his dwelling muttering something about the weather. You know what that means? […]

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❤️ Couches? ❤️ Garlic Bread?

January 24, 2018

Lately we’ve been getting a lot of questions about couch maintenance and the best way to keep a sofa happy and comfortable. Since nachos taste best when eaten on the couch, here are a couple tips to promote optimal performance: Rotate your cushions once a year (or, just sit on […]

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Free Cake From Eat24 for Amazon’s Baby Email Mistake

September 20, 2017

Hello! Did Amazon send you an email yesterday telling you someone bought you a gift from your baby registry? Cool! Surprise gift! Except, wait… you don’t have a baby registry… and you’re not having a baby… at least, you’re pretty sure you’re not… wait what is happening WHAT DOES AMAZON […]

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Obligatory Coupon About Football Sports

September 08, 2017

Before we get to your coupon, we need to talk. It is the year 2017 and as of this writing, star quarterback Tom Brady, MVP Tom Brady, married to a supermodel Tom Brady, has never tasted a strawberry. In fact, these were his exact words: “I’ve never eaten a strawberry […]

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We like your face. Coupon?

August 18, 2017

Congratulations, you’ve unlocked an email of compliments. Has anyone told you lately that you are really cool? You have great taste in music, a fun name, and pretty ears. We wanted to tell you in person but we chickened out, hence this email. Even when you’re eating a meatball sub, […]

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Yet Another Monday Gif Party

August 14, 2017

The best part about Monday’s are the 6 days in between them, except maybe Wednesday. Wednesday is like mid-week Monday. In light of the gloominess that is the big M, we’ve gathered some of the internet’s best .gifs. So sit back, press play, and let it all slide away…for at […]

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Semi-Charmed (Kind Of) Coupon

July 06, 2017

Breaking news: You’re just one samosa order away from becoming a Level 8 Appetizer Wizard. At this stage of training, you will gain a crispy golden armor and abilities such as psychedelic tastebuds, mastery of chutney, and infinite knowledge of Seinfeld trivia. To give you a boost, here’s $2 off […]

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DJ Coupon (feat. Wonton)

May 25, 2017

Uncomfortable truth: footlong hot dogs are rarely exactly one foot in length. Which got us thinking, why do we measure things in body parts? There has to be a better way. Consider this: our desk is four churros tall, our hand is three tater tots wide, and this email is […]

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Don’t Go Chasin’ Coupons

May 04, 2017

If you’re like us, you love to check out the sale rack at your local convenience store. You know, the one in the back filled with horse shampoo, DVD boxed sets of “Joey: The Complete Second Season”, and tickets to Fyre Festival. Gets us every time, and we don’t even […]

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Confetti. Spaghetti. Coupon.

December 29, 2016

It’s finally here. The day Baby New Year crawls out of the ground and asks Father Time if there’s six more weeks of winter left (Is that how it works?). Anyway, we hear recaps are popular around this time, so let’s look at some of the milestones our customers achieved […]

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Top 5 Reasons to Stay Out of the Kitchen

July 02, 2014

Look, we need to talk.  We heard that some of your so-called friends have been experimenting with cooking. Maybe they told you it was fun and relaxing, maybe they told you it was cool, but let us make one thing clear: we don’t support that kind of behavior. Sure, it […]

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