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Eat24: Life Without Facebook

May 01, 2014

Hey guys, As you might have heard, we recently closed our Facebook page. No big deal. Just your average love story: Brand meets social media platform, falls head over heels… then one day the spark is gone so the brand writes a dramatic breakup blog and emails it to a […]


A Breakup Letter to Facebook from Eat24

Dear Facebook, Hey. It’s Eat24. Look, we need to talk. This isn’t easy to say since we’ve been together so long, but we need to break up.  We’d love to say “It’s not you, it’s us” but it’s totally you. Not to be rude, but you aren’t the smart, funny […]


Customers React to Eat24’s Bear Dick Apology

March 11, 2014

So, did we ever tell you about that one time we accidentally showed a bear penis on TV, felt bad about it, and then sent an apology because even though we totally didn’t do it on purpose, we knew bear penis wasn’t exactly appetizing. Good times, right? Little did we realize that […]


Weekend Coupon: T’was the Coupon Before X-Mas

December 20, 2013

Merry Mother-In-Law This week we’d love to tell you the perfect recipe for gingerbread waffles (add 1 cup eggnog to 1 cup brandy, stir, order waffles online) or explain to you that the only thing we want for Christmas is world peace… and an industrial-sized margarita machine, but we have […]


Weekend Coupon: Bacon Alarm Clocks

December 13, 2013

Just Five More Minutes… Wait… What time is it? Are you kidding?! We thought this new Pandora alarm clock feature was supposed to revolutionize waking up. Now instead of early rising to the sweet sounds of our Toni Braxton station, we’re stuck with only five minutes to finish this email. […]


Weekend Coupon: Email Shenanigans

October 11, 2013

Did you miss us? Hi, it’s Eat24. If you’re reading this email, you should probably run out and buy a lottery ticket because you’re one lucky taco lover! For the last two weeks, our email provider decided to send our VIP Email to just ten percent of you (you’d think […]


Eat24 Shutdown Prank: We’re SorryNotSorry

October 07, 2013

So… guess the Internet can’t take a joke. Here’s what happened. We sent this amazing little email poking fun at the Government shutdown with a coupon to order delivery for the weekend.   HA! Isn’t it funny, we all said. Aren’t we so clever and topical, we all said (while laughing […]


Weekend Coupon: Delivery Heroes

August 23, 2013

High Five Your Hero Here at Eat24, we’re in the business of making dreams come true. And business is good. Everyone has dreams. At one point or another, we all fantasize about what it would be like to catch a touchdown pass from Joe Montana, go sweater shopping with Bill […]

Happy Delivery Guy Appreciation Weekend!

Eat24’s 2nd Annual Delivery Driver Appreciation Weekend

August 22, 2013

Guess what!? It’s that time of year where we salute the hardest working person in the business. No, not porn stars. We’re talking about the men and women who bring you tacos, burgers, and chow mein, no matter if it’s raining, snowing, or the apocalypse outside; the delivery driver. Last […]


Top Foods We Wish Never Existed

July 02, 2013

Sure. The food world is awesome and full of delicious things like cheeseburgers, sushi, tacos, and bacon. It gets even better when you can order food delivery right to your couch. But every family has a dark side. A cousin who is just plain weird, an uncle that tends to get […]


Weekend Coupon: Food Baby

June 21, 2013

It’s a Burrito! Kanye West made a music baby, Kim Kardashian made a real baby (that’s two for Kanye), and Facebook made an Instagram video baby. Feeling left out? Us too. Let’s make a food baby! Enter this Coupon Code at checkout for some free love* this weekend. Coupon Code: […]


Weekend Coupon: Room Service With A Smile & No Pants

June 07, 2013

Your couch comes with room service. The Hilton cancelled room service forever. Who cares? Definitely not you. You’re an Eat24 VIP, which means you’ve been getting Maple Bacon Pancake Sliders hand-delivered to your couch since 2008. No snooty concierge. No sketchy bed sheets. No overpriced mini-bar Peanut M&Ms. Just you […]


Weekend Coupon: How’d You Get So Fine Print

May 31, 2013

Free money Who doesn’t like free money? Answer: Nobody. We really really want you to take our free money this weekend. To make this as easy as possible, we’re putting our coupon code Fine Print way up here in the regular print. You have to be an Eat24 member to […]


Weekend Coupon: Yoda just broke up with Taylor Swift

May 17, 2013

What’s Your Excuse? Maybe you order delivery because there’s nothing in your fridge except ketchup and beer. Maybe you can’t bear to cook after spending yet another exhausting day being ridiculously good looking. Or maybe you do it because your odds of being yelled at by Gordon Ramsay go way […]


Weekend Coupon: Tap Dat App

May 10, 2013

Challenge Accepted Apple says the App Store is about to hit 50 billion app downloads, and we say… Challenge Accepted! Our app is almost there (give or take a few billion), and we know we can win the race. While the other guys bring you emoticons and talking cats, Eat24 […]


Weekend Coupon: Stick it to Pants

May 03, 2013

Happy No Pants Day. It’s the first Friday of May, National No Pants Day, which means the rest of the country is finally discovering what you already know – when you eat without pants, all food is comfort food. Are you down with the lifestyle? Of course you are. You’re […]


Eat24 Celebrates the Stoniest Time of the Year

April 29, 2013

For some reason, April 20th is one of our busiest days here at Eat24. Maybe it’s the weather, or the sight of all those winter outfits being shed for something more revealing, but there’s definitely something green in the air this time of year. Since we know that people love […]


Weekend Coupon: Get Your Foodie Google Glasses

April 26, 2013

Introducing the Google Glass of food Are you sitting down? You should be, because you are definitely not ready for Eat24’s excessively kick ass and totally game changing development in food ordering eyewear. Meet Eat24 Swaggles. With Eat24 Swaggles you can have sushi delivered to your door just by winking. […]


Weekend Coupon: Dunk Your Food

April 05, 2013

Our Bracket is Screwed. How’s yours? Yeah, we thought so. Just roll it up and use it as a napkin, because this weekend we’re treating you to some French fries, cheese sticks, chicken tenders, or anything else that can be dunked, passed and (especially) dribbled. Mmm… dribblin’ mozzarella. Coupon Code: […]


Ketchup On This Week’s Contest

March 14, 2013

There’s nothing scarier than ordering food delivery online and then forgetting where you put the ketchup. This terrifying insight inspired us to ask our Facebook fans to caption this picture from an obvious Eat24 fanatic. Almost 500 people had something to say. We chose the ten best and awarded them […]

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