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100 Trendy Acronyms You Need To Know To Be An Upstanding Human

July 12, 2017

Do you fit in? Get invited to non-professional social events? Make a great first impression as a cool person to have at a picnic? Love saying full phrases as capital letters (AKA acronyms)? If so, will you teach us your secrets? If not, you’re reading the right article. The following […]

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The Seven Layers of Monday (Gif Party)

July 10, 2017

According to Dante, there are seven layers of Hades, which is kind of like Monday. The first layer is that bright sun piercing your window shades, then the alarm, the salad you packed for lunch, the commute to work, the empty coffee pot in the kitchen, the first meeting of the […]

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Semi-Charmed (Kind Of) Coupon

July 06, 2017

Breaking news: You’re just one samosa order away from becoming a Level 8 Appetizer Wizard. At this stage of training, you will gain a crispy golden armor and abilities such as psychedelic tastebuds, mastery of chutney, and infinite knowledge of Seinfeld trivia. To give you a boost, here’s $2 off […]

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Hungry? (What!) Coupon (Yeah!)

June 28, 2017

Things have gotten a little boring around the office (we ran out of hazelnut spread) so to spice things up, we hired a hype man. Enjoy. Hey there fans of spaghetti (YEAH). We’ve got some big news for you (WOO). This weekend only (C’mon!) you can save $2 (WHAT!?) on […]

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XXL Monday Gif Party

June 26, 2017

It’s time to face the Monday. To give ourselves a reality check, we checked the latest polls to see what people want. And according to the numbers, they want A) Less Mondays and B) More GIFs. We can only help with the second thing, so here’s 230% MORE GIFs than […]

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A Man, A Plan, A Coupan (Coupon)

June 22, 2017

  Looking for a coupon? We’ll get to it in a second. First, a love story. A few weeks ago, our designer fell for the man pictured above. They both enjoy minimalist decor, warm drinks, and getting lost in each others’ eyes. It just works. The only problem is, he’s […]

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Eat24 Dad Joke Contest Winners REVEALED

June 15, 2017

A few weeks back, we kicked off a contest looking for the world’s very best/worst dad joke. And boy did we get them. 617,000,000 (give or take a few 0) glorious dad joke entries. We gathered a panel of dads, grads, moms, humans and even a porcupine or two (porcupines […]

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Can you see this coupon?

June 15, 2017

  Our entire office was out this week (attending WaffleCon 2017), so as an early Father’s Day gift, we let Dad write this week’s email. Hi!!! This is dad. You know, the guy who gave you life? Just checking in. Also, I found your old ninja turtles and 2$ in […]

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Please Accept This Coupon

June 08, 2017

Did you know we read (and reply) to every single email we receive? Some people say they love us. Some think we’re kinda funny. Most think we’re really, really stupid. And that’s OK, because your comments make us better. Just take a look at some recent feedback: Note: To keep […]

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Another Monday, Another GIF Party

June 05, 2017

Ok we get it, the weekend was short and now it’s time to face an endlessly long week. Mondays always make us a little salty, but sometimes being salty isn’t the worst thing on the planet. It works for things we like, such as pretzels, potato chips, and the ocean. […]

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Good Noodles: Your Coupon is Here!

June 01, 2017

Is your name Bill? Will? Billiam? Good news! This week’s coupon is made just for you. For this weekend only, use this code to get $2 off a Bill. Don’t know any Bills? That’s OK because this code is good for $2 off Bobs, Yolandas, and even Carls (but NOT […]

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Win $100 from Eat24 For Your Best (Worst) Dad Joke

June 01, 2017

Dad Joke [dad jōk] noun Something our father would say to make us laugh at him, not with him. Usually clean, corny and cheesy (but not in the good ways). The most groan-tastic way to win $100 in food delivery from Eat24 Examples: Why is it easy to stuff a […]

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DJ Coupon (feat. Wonton)

May 25, 2017

Uncomfortable truth: footlong hot dogs are rarely exactly one foot in length. Which got us thinking, why do we measure things in body parts? There has to be a better way. Consider this: our desk is four churros tall, our hand is three tater tots wide, and this email is […]

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A Coupon For Dinner Or Lunch Or Second Breakfast

May 17, 2017

Hate reading? Just scroll down and click Order Now for tater tots, or delete this email and ignore us completely (we know you’d never do that second thing). Since we have your attention, can you settle a bet for us? Help us pick the best title for our newest blog […]

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Don’t Use This Coupon

May 11, 2017

We know it’s weird for a food delivery app to tell you this but DON’T ORDER FOOD this weekend. Take Mom out somewhere nice. You know, that person who wiped your nose at 2am, likes every photo you post, and can find a missing sock in under two seconds. If, […]

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Don’t Go Chasin’ Coupons

May 04, 2017

If you’re like us, you love to check out the sale rack at your local convenience store. You know, the one in the back filled with horse shampoo, DVD boxed sets of “Joey: The Complete Second Season”, and tickets to Fyre Festival. Gets us every time, and we don’t even […]

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A Lovely Monday Gif Party

May 01, 2017

To Monday or not to Monday, that is the question. Whether tis’ more appealing to suffer the slings and arrows that the day will inevitably throw at you, or by opposing them, sleep in. To dream…to sleep… no more. Without further ado, here’s a collection of this week’s .gifs. Actual […]

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Schmoupon (It’s a Coupon)

April 27, 2017

Question for people who have listened to music this year: what happened to the keytar? You know, that underrated 80s hybrid instrument that made keyboard players look as cool as guitarists (and helped the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles defeat Shredder in 1991). If you know a good song featuring a […]

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We Bet You Will Like This Coupon

April 20, 2017

Did you know we have a Facebook page? Did you? Did you really? Because according to our research, the following pages have way more likes than Yelp Eat24 (aka your friends who literally BRING YOU TACOS): Three different pages called “dank memes” Important Otter News The Toledo Mud Hens Minor […]

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Mood: Monday (Gif Party)

April 17, 2017

There’s nothing like a holiday weekend to make Monday even more Monday-ish. Our clock told us it was time to wake up this morning, but our bodies refused to believe it. To help you face reality, here are some fantastic doodles that make everything more fun. (And a couple red pandas for […]

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