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We’re Already Over This Monday (Gif Party)

September 18, 2017

Did you wear different colored socks this morning, leave your lunch at home, or forget your meeting notes? If so, please sign our petition to rename Monday “Make It Work Day.” Once it becomes official, it will be totally cool to eat Cheetos at 10am, forget the new guy’s name, […]

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Fancy a coupon?

September 15, 2017

Oh hi. About last night…we thought it would be a good idea to watch three seasons of The Great British Baking Show instead of sleeping. Bad idea. It’s not even noon and we’ve already called our boss’s haircut “scrummy,” tried to bake a three-tiered cake out of coffee grounds, and […]

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Top 3 Hanson Brothers (You Won’t Believe Who’s First)

September 12, 2017

Quick, name your favorite brothers. If you said The Jonas Brothers, you’re wrong. Why is Hanson the best brother boy band? (Boy brother band? Band of boy brothers?) Shiny blond hair. Striped shirts. Androgyny (even though we weren’t old enough to know what androgyny meant.) They had all the ingredients for fame.  […]

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Obligatory Coupon About Football Sports

September 08, 2017

Before we get to your coupon, we need to talk. It is the year 2017 and as of this writing, star quarterback Tom Brady, MVP Tom Brady, married to a supermodel Tom Brady, has never tasted a strawberry. In fact, these were his exact words: “I’ve never eaten a strawberry […]

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*Space Noises* An Interplanetary Coupon

September 01, 2017

We have traveled through space and time (Potato Sam says hi) to bring you a light speed traveling, asteroid avoiding, interplanetary space coupon. Use the code below to save 87 Jupiter bucks, 117 Neptune doubloons, or 1.576.329 Mercury bizbatzzz. If you are stuck on regular ol’ Earth, this code has […]

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15 Restaurants With Wacky Names (But Good Food)

August 31, 2017

We love all our restaurants, but we especially love these 15 restaurants for giving themselves names that, um, stand out. It just goes to show, no matter how wacky the name, you’ll make it far if you serve great food. 1. Absolutely Phobulous | West Hollywood, CA We’ve got a soft spot […]

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Monday Gif Party & Naptime

August 28, 2017

Like Bigfoot, Roswell, and the case of the smelly office fridge, Mondays are an unsolved mystery. For example, how are we still so tired after a weekend of sleeping in? Everything was going so well (we even almost went on a run) until we realized it was Monday. So let’s […]

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Parents out of town? Coupon! 🎉

August 25, 2017

Did your mom or dad put notes in your lunchbox when you were a kid? Like gushy stuff about love, wishing you luck on that test, and reminders to eat your apple? If you said yes, this note (coupon) is for you. If you said no, it’s also for you. […]

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I <3 My Restaurant Contest: Send Love and Win $250

August 23, 2017

Consider this: When you’re hungry, busy, tired, or deep in season two of Planet Earth, who do you turn to? Obviously, the people who bring you delicious food, always get your order right, and arrive at your door with a smile. So this week, we’re helping you return some of […]

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A Monday (Gif Party) Welcome

August 21, 2017

Hi friends, welcome to another edition of Monday morning, brought to you by the letter ZzzzZzz, the number 83.2. (the most depressing number according to our data) and the word “coffee.” We’ve already used that word five times today. We’ve gathered some nice, and not so nice gifs to help you […]

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We like your face. Coupon?

August 18, 2017

Congratulations, you’ve unlocked an email of compliments. Has anyone told you lately that you are really cool? You have great taste in music, a fun name, and pretty ears. We wanted to tell you in person but we chickened out, hence this email. Even when you’re eating a meatball sub, […]

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Yet Another Monday Gif Party

August 14, 2017

The best part about Monday’s are the 6 days in between them, except maybe Wednesday. Wednesday is like mid-week Monday. In light of the gloominess that is the big M, we’ve gathered some of the internet’s best .gifs. So sit back, press play, and let it all slide away…for at […]

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Coming this summer… enchiladas. Plus a coupon.

August 12, 2017

We know it’s great to visit your local cineplex and watch aliens or explosions or kissing or whatever it is people love about movies. But we have something even more exciting: Movies…on your couch. Introducing, The Yelp Eat24 Stay-In Movie Marathon. Sure, you don’t get cool 3D glasses or giant […]

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An Email Starring: Coupon

August 11, 2017

We know it’s great to visit your local cineplex and watch aliens or explosions or kissing or whatever it is people love about movies. But we have something even more exciting: Movies…on your couch. Introducing, The Yelp Eat24 Stay-In Movie Marathon. Sure, you don’t get cool 3D glasses or giant […]

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How to Choose the Best Mascot for Your Campaign

August 11, 2017

Why hello, you look like someone who’s considering a mascot for your next marketing campaign, sporting event, or quinceañera. You came to the right place. At Eat24, we don’t just deliver food–we are also an unofficial mascot-testing consultancy. That means we do the dirty work for you to find the […]

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Hello Monday (GIF Party) My Old Friend

August 07, 2017

Hello Monday my old friend, the weekend’s come and gone again. Because I know that I was sleeping, watching tv or eating. And the dumplings that was planted on my plate, don’t remain. This is the sound…of Monday. Just press play, sing along to the boys, and enjoy this gif party. […]

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Soft-Hitting News & A Coupon 🎾

August 04, 2017

What’s the difference between people and paninis*? People make mistakes. Below are corrections to last week’s email: The number of sloths in Yugoslavia* is 7. Our favorite donut is actually old-fashioned glazed. Gavin Rossdale is not single. We referenced a movie trilogy in the wrong order. It should be: The […]

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It’s Either a Coupon or a Gold Doubloon

July 28, 2017

Blogs can be so boring. We improved this one by adding a scavenger hunt. Winner gets the night off from cooking and doing dishes. THINGS TO FIND 1) A coupon 2) Pajamas 3) Our app 4) A fork 5) Aliens If you do happen to find that super secret, expertly hidden […]

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Eek! True Stories: I Survived Being Roommates With A Yak

July 27, 2017

If you’ve ever had roommates, chances are there were some bad ones. They might eat your leftovers, use up all the toilet paper, or leave dishes in the sink. But I can bet you’ve never had a roommate like mine. That’s because it was a yak. So grab a cuppa yak […]

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OMG A Coupon

July 14, 2017

Being surrounded by food 24/7 means part of our job is being on the forefront of trends. The Cronut? On it. Matcha milkshakes? Saw it coming a mile away. Fidget Spinners? Even we couldn’t predict that. Point is, we’re trendsetters, and we want to share some of the latest acronyms […]

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