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Pour Some Gravy Over This Coupon

November 23, 2017

Dave in Accounting had a “great” idea to make an email with “cool” Thanksgiving puns. So, here you go: Gourd morning! Just a reminder, the tur-KEY to a cran-MERRY Thanksgiving is side dishes. But be sure to eat cornu-COPIOUS amounts of stuffing, save a gob-BOWL of cranberry sauce, and if […]

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Is your doorbell working? Do you want a coupon?

November 16, 2017

An important message from your doorbell: Hey. I hope it’s not weird getting an email from your dinger, but according to the Doorbell Association of America, it’s time for my annual exam. Don’t panic though. It’s super easy to test my equipment. Just use this coupon* to order something delicious […]

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10 Cute Animals With A Criminal Record

November 15, 2017

We here at Eat24 are purveyors of delicious food, cheesy puns, and cute animals. It’s what we do. That’s why we need to warn the Eat24 community about criminals posing as cute animals. Be on the lookout for these ten cold-blooded outlaws. This fetching sloth.    Cuteness Rating: 😙😙😙😙😙😙😙 Criminal […]

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Only 90s Coupons Will Remember

November 09, 2017

We have hidden a secret message just for you in the above image. To see it follow these steps: Stare at the image until your vision blurs. Relax your eyes (whatever that means). Give up. Try again. Fail. Slam head against image. Question reality. Realize you’re hungry. Use this code […]

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Quick, Name This Baby

November 08, 2017

Babies. They’re coming. Specifically, the baby of our project manager John. And while John’s great at spreadsheets, bullet points, and whiteboard drawings, we thought he could use some advice in the naming department. So we asked the experts (our readers) to suggest ideas, and you guys gave us some gems. […]

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HOT Single Coupon Seeking Tummy

November 03, 2017

Do ever wonder about the one that got away? We sure do. So when one of our readers wrote this missed connection, we offered to help spread the word: You: Saucy pizza riding the J train Friday night. You were right between the guy playing bagpipes and yogurt lady Me: […]

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WTF Is That Emoji? Part 2

October 30, 2017

Welcome to WTF Is That Emoji? Part 2, where we review our favorite icons across devices. From Android to Samsung, not all emoji are created equal. In this issue, we review the burrito, pot of food, alien monster, and woman playing water polo emojis. And if you missed Part 1, […]

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A Disappearing Coupon

October 27, 2017

Ready to learn some Halloween vocabulary? oooooo: The sound a ghost makes ooooOOOO: The sound a ghost makes when it’s getting closer OoOoOoOo: The sound a ghost makes on a rollercoaster OoOoOoOoh: The sound of a ghost having an epiphany hoooOooOoo: The sound an owl ghost makes Now that you’re […]

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14 Halloween Fails To Make You Feel Better

October 26, 2017

Halloween is just around the corner, and you know what that means? That’s right, candied apples, popcorn balls, and non-stop horror movies. But if you ask us, the best part of Halloween is the inevitable DIY Halloween treat videos, not for the delicious outcome, but the hilarious attempts. Don’t get us […]

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Hey Now, It’s A Coupon

October 19, 2017

What does it mean to Eat24? To some it’s eating 24 eggrolls, passing out, and waking up with an overwhelming sense of accomplishment. To others it’s more philosophical: To Eat24 or to burn eggs once again? That is the question. Or use it as an exclamation of coolness, like “cowabunga” […]

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The Mediocre American Bake Off: Pie Hole Edition

October 19, 2017

Americans are great at many things. Deep frying. Turning trucks into monster trucks. Renaming a sport football, even though the feet are barely used. But the one thing we Americans truly love is remaking exceptional British TV shows (The Office, American Idol, House of Cards). Since we’re all absolutely obsessed […]

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🌀 Coupon Backwards Is Nopuoc 🌀

October 13, 2017

Goodbye! It’s Opposite Day. Are you totally devastated that the weekend is coming up? Are you wearing your shoes on your hands? Does pizza sound disgusting? If you said “No,” you’re doing Opposite Day right (wrong). So celebrate by not using this code to order something bizzaro you would eat, […]

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15 Thicc Foods That Will Make You Feel Certain Things

October 12, 2017

Have you ever looked at a thicc bowl of pudding before and thought, “Oooh yas”? Do you make your friends really uncomfortable while eating spaghetti? Enjoy cornbread a little too much? Then indulge in Eat24’s list of 15 top THICCEST food of all time. 1. PLUMP Pancakes 2. A THIQUE […]

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Visionary. Groundbreaking. Coupon-y.

October 06, 2017

Welcome to the Eat24 TECH-Tech Event Hoo-Ha 2017. Before we dive into the latest and greatest in food technology, we want to give a shout out to the dreamers who brought us innovations like dual HD cameras, absolutely no ports at all, and the ability to unlock your phone with […]

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5 Ways To Avoid The Stale Donut In Your Office

October 05, 2017

Picture this hypothetical situation that definitely doesn’t happen to us: Your coworker brings in donuts every Friday and you only eat three. Come Monday, you go into work and see that familiar pink box still sitting in the kitchen. There’s a maple bar inside (your favorite) and it looks good. […]

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Shoop Shoop Coupon

September 29, 2017

Hello email reader, This is email writer. It’s been a while since we’ve heard from you. Need anything written this weekend? How about a letter of recommendation? Perfect for job recruiters, blind dates, or anyone who doesn’t know about your great smile, sauce-dipping skills, and all-around good person-ness. Drop us […]

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9 Important Ways You Need To Be Using Googly Eyes

September 27, 2017

Who needs an intro? Not googly eyes. So let’s just cut to the chase. 1. Dieting Pal Going on a diet? We don’t recommend it, but if you’re going to do it anyway, googly eyes can be critical to your success. All you have to do is put them on […]

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Get A Coupon And Name A Baby

September 22, 2017

Last Wednesday, our Project Manager, John, made the mistake of asking us to help name his new baby. Here’s what we came up with: Prad Bitt Kumquat Carbonara McParmesan Ol’ Baby Face Wafflaerys. First of her name. Breaker of breakfast. The Unburnt. Melter of butter. Mother of syrup. Cheese Sprankle […]

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The Best Delivery Food to Pair with Every Flavor of La Croix

September 21, 2017

La Croix: It’s an enigma. A national obsession. An innocent but tantalizing sparkling beverage for all occasions. It may be the fidget spinner of drinks, but we love it with delivery (and life). If you’ve never heard of La Croix (because you live inside a cave which is inside another […]

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Free Cake From Eat24 for Amazon’s Baby Email Mistake

September 20, 2017

Hello! Did Amazon send you an email yesterday telling you someone bought you a gift from your baby registry? Cool! Surprise gift! Except, wait… you don’t have a baby registry… and you’re not having a baby… at least, you’re pretty sure you’re not… wait what is happening WHAT DOES AMAZON […]

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